What would you do if?

[C5MiGuy]

Uhhhhhhh ... run as fast as I could!

WWYDI they legalized marijuana everywhere!

Nothing differently than I do now.

WWYDI you got a call from Maury Povich to be one of his Are you the Dad shows?

 

[TheMysticMan]

Nothing differently than I do now.

WWYDI you got a call from Maury Povich to be one of his Are you the Dad shows?

Tell him to fuck off.


Wow, I think this thread had died!


What would you do if you had complete control over time?

 

[EctoJohn]

Tell him to fuck off.


Wow, I think this thread had died!


What would you do if you had complete control over time?

Be naughty while everyone is paused.
Also, I'd do things I normally couldn't just because there would be no reprecussions.
Just rewind time to before you did it and don't do it again.
Time rewind is also good for winning EVERY lottery.

What would you do if cyborg bodies became commonplace?

 

[TheMysticMan]

Be naughty while everyone is paused.
Also, I'd do things I normally couldn't just because there would be no reprecussions.
Just rewind time to before you did it and don't do it again.
Time rewind is also good for winning EVERY lottery.

What would you do if cyborg bodies became commonplace?

Sex cyberdolls do you mean?

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't turn me on unless they were SUUPER realistic.

Maybe in 600 years.

I would probably cry.


What would you do if you could go back to your 16th birthday?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Sex cyberdolls do you mean?

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't turn me on unless they were SUUPER realistic.

Maybe in 600 years.

I would probably cry.


What would you do if you could go back to your 16th birthday?

Party all night long

What would you do if you could could have anything you wanted, but only for 30 seconds?

 

[TheMysticMan]

Party all night long

What would you do if you could could have anything you wanted, but only for 30 seconds?

I'd get the chronological conciousness of a mayfly, then get something really really awesome.

Probably a sexual fantasy.

 

[NotHisLady]

What would you do if you could could have anything you wanted, but only for 30 seconds?

Taste the worlds rarest delicacy.


What would you do if you woke up in a hotel room in Atlantic City with a naked man/woman (your choice) a briefcase containing 5 million dollars and a couple of guns but no memory of where any of it came from?

 

[TheMysticMan]

Taste the worlds rarest delicacy.


What would you do if you woke up in a hotel room in Atlantic City with a naked man/woman (your choice) a briefcase containing 5 million dollars and a couple of guns but no memory of where any of it came from?

Panic.

And fuck.

Then throw the guns away somewhere outside, leave the money in a suitcase - the maid probably deserves it more than me, and there's nothing to say it's mine anyway.

Then fly somewhere far away. Preferably with this beautiful women, if she'd oblige.



But then that's only what I think I'd do.



What would you do if you woke up surrounded by 10 members of your prefered gender/s in a large, spacious room with a bed and a soft carpet?

 

[NotHisLady]

Panic.

And fuck.

Then throw the guns away somewhere outside, leave the money in a suitcase - the maid probably deserves it more than me, and there's nothing to say it's mine anyway.

Then fly somewhere far away. Preferably with this beautiful women, if she'd oblige.



But then that's only what I think I'd do.



What would you do if you woke up surrounded by 10 members of your prefered gender/s in a large, spacious room with a bed and a soft carpet?

depends,
are they hostile or amorous?
more interested in me or each other?
I suppose either run, watch or have a hell of a time.

What would you do if you found yourself arrested for something you didn't do but all the evidence was against you?

 

[TheMysticMan]

depends,
are they hostile or amorous?
more interested in me or each other?
I suppose either run, watch or have a hell of a time.

What would you do if you found yourself arrested for something you didn't do but all the evidence was against you?

Again, cry...


Shit, I missed out part of the question. Sorry, I meant to say:

What would you do if you woke up surrounded by 10 members of your prefered gender/s dedicating to pleasing you, in a large room with a bed and a soft carpet?



But I guess you answered.

Erm. What would you do if you could get a beautiful person out of a lifetime jail sentance but you knew you couldn't do that without getting 3 months in jail yourself?

 

[jmarx20102012]

depends,
are they hostile or amorous?
more interested in me or each other?
I suppose either run, watch or have a hell of a time.

What would you do if you found yourself arrested for something you didn't do but all the evidence was against you?

That's the breaks. I have gotten away with a ton of illegal things so it would not be so bad.

What would you do if you had no clean pajama pants and your washing machine was busted?

 

[NotHisLady]

((Keep a beautiful person out of jail? Nope not for 3 months or 3 days.
Keep someone I love out of jail? I'd give up 3 years.))

That's the breaks. I have gotten away with a ton of illegal things so it would not be so bad.




What would you do if you had no clean pajama pants and your washing machine was busted?

so what? who wears pajamas?

What would you do if you it was your wedding day and you met your soul mate that morning?

 

[jmarx20102012]

((Keep a beautiful person out of jail? Nope not for 3 months or 3 days.
Keep someone I love out of jail? I'd give up 3 years.))


so what? who wears pajamas?

What would you do if you it was your wedding day and you met your soul mate that morning?

I wear pjs quite a bit. They are really comfortable.

I'd go ahead and get married and keep in touch with soul mate.

What would you do if you caught a foul ball? Keep it or give it to the kid next to you?

 

[NotHisLady]

I wear pjs quite a bit. They are really comfortable.

I'd go ahead and get married and keep in touch with soul mate.

What would you do if you caught a foul ball? Keep it or give it to the kid next to you?

Keep it, I loathe children but the dad might want to 'bargain' for it.

What would you do if you caught your boss tied and blindfolded in his office with his (ahem) personal assistant?

 

[TomBoner]

I wear pjs quite a bit. They are really comfortable.

I'd go ahead and get married and keep in touch with soul mate.

What would you do if you caught a foul ball? Keep it or give it to the kid next to you?

Give it to the kid next to me. I've already got 2 balls of my own.

WWYDI you suddenly had $5M.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Keep it, I loathe children but the dad might want to 'bargain' for it.

What would you do if you caught your boss tied and blindfolded in his office with his (ahem) personal assistant?

Give him a thumbs up as long as she looked like she was enjoying it.

What would you do if you had a plumbing issue on Christmas. Call a plumber or just deal with it for a day?

 

[NotHisLady]

Give him a thumbs up as long as she looked like she was enjoying it.

What would you do if you had a plumbing issue on Christmas. Call a plumber or just deal with it for a day?

Probably make my hubby fix it like usual. haven't called a plumber or an electrician since I got married. Otherwise live with it or go to my parents house--nobody's coming on Christmas so why bother calling?

What would you do if you were on a plane about to crash but had time to make just one call on your cell phone?

 

[jmarx20102012]

Probably make my hubby fix it like usual. haven't called a plumber or an electrician since I got married. Otherwise live with it or go to my parents house--nobody's coming on Christmas so why bother calling?

What would you do if you were on a plane about to crash but had time to make just one call on your cell phone?

Call myself and leave a message just unless they don't find that black box recorder.

What would you do if you had the choice between losing your hearing or going blind?

 

[TheMysticMan]

((Keep a beautiful person out of jail? Nope not for 3 months or 3 days.
Keep someone I love out of jail? I'd give up 3 years.))

I mean beautiful in the mind and spirit. Not aesthetically attractive.

Call myself and leave a message just unless they don't find that black box recorder.

What would you do if you had the choice between losing your hearing or going blind?

Errrmmmmm......

Probably hearing. I dunno.


What would you do if there were no official rules in the world at all?

 

[NotHisLady]

I mean beautiful in the mind and spirit. Not aesthetically attractive.



Errrmmmmm......

Probably hearing. I dunno.


What would you do if there were no official rules in the world at all?

Any damn thing I want, there aren't any rules!

What would you do if you were told you would be spending one week as the opposite gender?

 

[TheMysticMan]

Any damn thing I want, there aren't any rules!

What would you do if you were told you would be spending one week as the opposite gender?

Get ready for some interesting antics.


What would you do if you were told you had 3 days to live?

 

[NotHisLady]

Get ready for some interesting antics.


What would you do if you were told you had 3 days to live?

The responsible answer is to say goodbye to all the people I love, make sure all my arrangements were made and that my pets had good homes to go to.
The truth is to head to New Orleans and max out as many credit cards as I could get in that amount of time.

What would you do if you were told that simply by writing a name on a slip of paper you could remove one person from the world?

 

[TheMysticMan]

The responsible answer is to say

Think for a long, long, long time.


What would you do if you woke up in the Amazon jungle with an indigenous tribe who were smiling and treating you really nicely and welcoming you into their community with open arms and hearts?

 

[NotHisLady]

look around very carefully for the great big cooking pot
otherwise hope I'd remembered my camera and do a bunch of stuff I couldn't take pictures of.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and were 16 years old again?

 

[TheMysticMan]

look around very carefully for the great big cooking pot
otherwise hope I'd remembered my camera and do a bunch of stuff I couldn't take pictures of.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and were 16 years old again?

Hold my head higher and take things less seriously.


What would you do if you could do anything?