RossieOregon
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Offer to demonstrate![]()
After your wife frees us from the room, you guys can demonstrate for me.

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Offer to demonstrate![]()
After your wife frees us from the room, you guys can demonstrate for me.![]()
Now that's an intriguing mental image![]()
If the room is filling up with water, find a straw to breath through or a tire for air. Fire, try to put it out by depriving it of air. Straight up A-Team stuff.
I would do what real people would do. Wiggle the door handle, dejectedly surmise we are trapped, engage in awkward small talk that leads to mind blowing sex, then pretend nothing happened when the janitor wonders why we didn't just unlock the door.
Turn on the heater to see if she melts
Turn on the heater to see if she melts
Tell her old stories and dirty jokes till she's smiled ,
Tell him a story until he's done more than smiled
Listen to her story until a smiledTell him a story until he's done more than smiled
I'd unlock the door and walk out...
Ask her to share her munchies...Butter up my popcorn and add cheese to the nachos.![]()
Start teaching her bits of one of my languages, as an attempt to stop myself wanting to tear the room apart to get it opened.Ask her to share her munchies...![]()
Start teaching her bits of one of my languages, as an attempt to stop myself wanting to tear the room apart to get it opened.
Give her a drink
eine gute wein vielleicht
Well Happy New Year to you...such a friendly person! Did I happen to piss in your Cheerios this morning? Remind me to do so!!!Start teaching her bits of one of my languages, as an attempt to stop myself wanting to tear the room apart to get it opened.
Well Happy New Year to you...such a friendly person! Did I happen to piss in your Cheerios this morning? Remind me to do so!!!![]()
It's okay.I would like to apologize to Penuche...in my bitchiness today, I misconstued her post and reacted poorly... Perhaps I should take some midol or something...geez...![]()
I would like to apologize to Penuche...in my bitchiness today, I misconstued her post and reacted poorly... Perhaps I should take some midol or something...geez...![]()