What Would Jesus Drive...

KID ROCK1

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Religious ads have invaded my TV again and this time the evangelists want us to ask ourselves the question,

What would Jesus drive...

This question based upon the "love thy neighbor, as you would love yourself" commandment...Apparently SOME of the cars people drive are being targeted for causing too much air pollution...Air pollution from SOME cars causes multiple health dangers especialy for young children...The "love thy neighbor" campaign implies that a person who obeys the commandments wouldn't jeapordize thy neighbors family by driving a car that emits too much pollution...

What are we supposed to do? Resort back to horse and carriages or even riding around on donkeys...

So, the question is...

What would Jesus drive...

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Well, according to Pat Roberston, Jesus would drive a Cadillac.

Oh, and he wouldn't wear Levi's or go to DisneyWorld.
 
I know Jesus Built My Hotrod don't know if he's drive it though
 
Not an SUV

I don't think Jesus would drive an SUV. I picture him in a New Beetle, or one of those hybrid vehicles, like the-- what's it called-- Toyota Prius? Something like that.

Jesus was a Menshevik, BTW.
 
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LMFAO hehehehe!!!!

I could just imagine one of those plummeting out of the sky

:D :D :D
 
i think that jesus drives an 18 wheeler, he's probably a trucker. maybe the virgin mary is on his mud flaps
 
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