What woke you up today, and when?

[DeckardNYC]

Girlfriend snoring, about 3am

 

[Beachgirl22]

Dog barking at who the fuck knows at 2.30am

 

[JJonah]

A HIGHLY unanticipated and completely unwelcome snowplow. 9:45 (or 8:45, if you ask my body instead of fucking Congress).

 

[TheMrBurns]

My phone at 5am wanted to get my run in before it snowed too much... Apparently Mother Nature has other plans...

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

My husbands alarm , he works most weekends

 

[Sweetas_sin]

Weird dream around 10am, but thankfully was able to fall back asleep

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Cat chewing on my hair... I need to change my shampoo

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Daughter, asking if she can have yogurt out of the big container.

12:50pm. I'd gone back to bed because migraine.

 

[Hornblende]

Sunlight and morning wood.

 

[texasj65]

backache, 3am, couldnt go back to sleep

 

[SassySheDevil]

The guys rocking the camper and groaning at me 7am

 

[JennyNo1]

A Skype notification

 

[jasonmason]

Puppy at 6am.

 

[JJonah]

The sound of two kids playing happily in the next room. 7:12.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Crazy dream at 6:10. I haven't been able to to fall back asleep. I guess I'll just get up and make coffee.

 

[beachbaby179]

My phone chiming with a text. 7:50am.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My alarm at 6:20 to go let my friends dogs out while they are out of town.
6:20.... on a Sunday... I deserve a friendship medal...

 

[JJonah]

My phone, after hitting snooze a few times, in a hotel. I’m feeling sluggish about it.

 

[SuzyWho]

Husband.....

 

[beachbaby179]

My alarm at 5:30. Then my alarm at 5:45. Then my alarm at 6...

 

[bunny4med]

My lab at 1:30 for some frisbee.

 

[ydahecnot]

10 a.m., by the extreme need to pee

 

[hotoldrguy]

4:30am spontaneous awakedness!

 

[LikeableMe]

What sounded like someone trying to break open the lock on my front door.

Turned out to be an idiot fascinated with locks, playing with it that was me up for the day

 

[Sexybritches69]

My dog growling in his sleep