What woke you up today, and when?

The sunlight when it fist came through the bedroom window this morning
 
A phone call to remind me that we needed to get to the bus at 4:45 IN THE MORNING
 
Heartburn. Like five times last night. I don’t remember eating anything objectionable, either.
 
Myself. Two minutes before the alarm went off.

I want my two minutes back dammit.
 
Very liquidy post-nasal drip, tickling the inside of my nose. At 3:36.

It sounds gross, and it’s the most uncomfortable thing that ever happens to me. It feels like somebody’s rubbed a seed from a Carolina Reaper WAAAY up inside your nostril. It’s overpoweringly itchy and impossible to scratch, and it left me hopping furiously around in the dark trying furiously to blow my nose.

It still burns a little.
 
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Woke up at 6:30AM 'cause my girlfriend still wasn't back from work and I was worried something might've happened to her; went out to find her, and she was just on her way back. Her twatty co-worker made her do HIS round in addition to her own. :rolleyes:
 
4:15. On a Sunday. Which correlates to my usual 5:15 weekday wake up in standard time, or daylight saving, or whatever the hell we were just observing, and the biennial time-change fuckup in my brain commences.

The upside is that I’m full of ideas I can write down. For the next few hours...
 
3.00 am, she did. Hands across the sea! Or did I stop her going to sleep?
 
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