AngelicaS1780
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the thunder
What woke you up today, and when?
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inkandiridiumnibs
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Medical Emergency at about 3:30am
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Hope all’s well. Also hope for more of a sleep-in for you tomorrow.
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Apparently a tenant in another apartment had climbed into the shower, then slipped and fell through the sliding glass shower door...there was just confusion as to how it happened because they had to go to their neighbor to call 911...
I have an online wedding to attend first thing in the morning, so not sure how much sleep I will get tonight LOL, but thanks for the well wishes.
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What’s an online wedding? how does that work?
Just regular early morning wakenings
Just regular early morning wakenings
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My friends are getting married, but because the wedding is Over Seas, they are streaming it over Twitch for those of us who could not attend. We will also be able to interact using a Voice Channel on their discord channel.
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That’s pretty cool
You’re gonna dress up right?
You’re gonna dress up right?
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My girlfriend woke me up at 9:30AM because that's the time we usually wake up at; I've been sleeping for about thirty/forty-five minutes less per night, though, and it's throwing me off my game.
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Boyfriend's work cell phone ringing at 5:30 
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Mason, my dog, at 5am
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I don't know but I am up LOL ..
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Twlightdreamer
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A nightmare- somewhere around 6am.
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I hope you don't live on or in the vicinity of Elm Street...
Freddy would peek at my dreams and move on to easier prey.
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How was the online wedding? It’s an interesting concept.
Mostly, I just like the idea of a marriage starting on the discord channel.
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next door coming home pissed out their minds slamming doors-which in an apartment block is not good. and I have no idea
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7:14.
Shouts from downstairs. I’ve heard those shouts before. I roused myself and put on my judge’s robes.
Witness #1 appears, complaining his sister tried to steal the iPad from him.
Witness #2 (also the shouter, also the plaintiff) arrives, complaining her brother kicked her. “Many times.”
A new allegation, then, as #1 claims she’d “done something” to him. The judge asks Witness #2 “what’d you do.”
“Well,” #2 admits, “I touched him.”
“Touched him where?”
“In the stomach. With my fist.”
Ah. There you go then. Rusty the Bailiff arrives to take the litigants away, but the judge knows going back to sleep won’t be possible.
Sigh.
Shouts from downstairs. I’ve heard those shouts before. I roused myself and put on my judge’s robes.
Witness #1 appears, complaining his sister tried to steal the iPad from him.
Witness #2 (also the shouter, also the plaintiff) arrives, complaining her brother kicked her. “Many times.”
A new allegation, then, as #1 claims she’d “done something” to him. The judge asks Witness #2 “what’d you do.”
“Well,” #2 admits, “I touched him.”
“Touched him where?”
“In the stomach. With my fist.”
Ah. There you go then. Rusty the Bailiff arrives to take the litigants away, but the judge knows going back to sleep won’t be possible.
Sigh.
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