What woke you up today, and when?

Standard issue horniness. Opened my eyes way too early for a Saturday, instantly began fantasizing about a variety of sexual scenarios and realized something had to be done about it.
 
The all seeing eye of Sauron.

Or maybe the sun. I need better blinds. And who scheduled 7am so early this morning?
 
I woke up at 10:00am, should have been up three hours earlier :eek: Now I'm behind the rest of the day...
 
An idiot banging around the place when I had another hour to sleep. Only ended up getting three hours 😞 😴
 
Same as every weekend: my daughter at too fucking early o'clock;)

We had that problem until she was old enough to learn to operate the TV remote. Now, she just handles herself in the mornings.

Tomorrow will be early and discombobulant. I’m drinking already.
 
Not sure what time but too danged early. Was the phone. No message so most likely the scam du jour.
 
I don’t know what woke me up at 5am, but I went back to bed. Only to wake up around an hour later, thanks to a nightmare that I received a phone call with bad news (something that could actually happen). Went back to sleep and had another nightmare, that I received a message from someone I’ve been waiting to hear from, telling me he’s horny, but then it turned into lyrics about rape, and the mixed emotions that brought on had me abandoning sleep altogether 😵😴
 
Welp. Summer vacation is officially over in Casa JJonah.

Wife’s alarm went blaring at 5:30.
 
Having to pee around 2am (you asked), hearing my roommate moving around in the next room (I have good hearing).
 
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