What was YOUR most amusing feedback?

[Babli5]

I was proposed marriage recently by someone who sent feedback, out of the blue, and when I responded with disbelief about his proposing to some random dirty story writer on the internet, he responded with:

"Well, you know, sexual compatibility is so important for couple life that I think your "dirty" stories are a first valuable indicator that we may be compatible, and certainly warrants getting to know each other. Yes, I do need a life partner at this point."

So yes, based on just an indicator that we might be sexually compatible and the fact that he needs a life partner, he went ahead and proposed.

 

[lovecraft68]

Forgot about this thread!

Got this one awhile back, but its my favorite for some reason.

Short and sweet

New Low
11/02/12 By: Anonymous
Lovecraft has hit rock bottom with this story. It REALLY sucks!

I love the emphasis on REALLY. he certainly wanted me to know how bad it sucked.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Are racist remarks allowed in the feedback comments under the stories?

I read one comment where an anon griped about "whitey" men who don't know how to make love to women so they just slap them around. The story was about a spanking fetish and quite mild really. The author shot back a good, intelligent, NONracial reply. I did wonder though if the anon comment could have been reported and removed.

 

[jdnunyer]

A fellow writer told me that I write too fast, accusing accused me of trying to make everyone else look bad. Right. That's exactly what I'm after.

 

[lovecraft68]

A fellow writer told me that I write too fast, accusing accused me of trying to make everyone else look bad. Right. That's exactly what I'm after.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

Now knock it off you're making me look bad.

 

[jdnunyer]

Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

Now knock it off you're making me look bad.

Ha ha.

 

[damppanties]

This is my all time favorite:

This message contains feedback for: damppanties
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

what do you know nothings probabible. maybe you write good story you silly girl no nuthing. damn panties stoopid name okay.​

I absolutely love 'probabible.'

 

[lovecraft68]

This is my all time favorite:

This message contains feedback for: damppanties
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Comments:

what do you know nothings probabible. maybe you write good story you silly girl no nuthing. damn panties stoopid name okay.​

I absolutely love 'probabible.'

Huuced on fonix werced fer him

I'm wondering if a "probabible" is some form of theology student?

 

[damppanties]

Huuced on fonix werced fer him

I'm wondering if a "probabible" is some form of theology student?

Probabibly. Quite possibible.

 

[lovecraft68]

This one is hot off the press. Received it about an hour ago


by rancoor07/07/13
Why??

WHY? - Why authors still fall into the same maniere?
- Surely every exaggeration, very quickly transformed into a grotesque!

- The scene when the son rejects his mother, soon cease to be sentimental, full of emotion or moralizing and becomes absurd and GROTESQUE..

Grotesque to the extent that it discourages the further reading..
If you have already, it belonged at the moment complete the whole story and let a schoolgirl and women cooks pour bitter tears over the story of his dying father and the 'noble', 'moral' son.

Did he think he would get extra credit for Grotesque? he's using it like he just heard it (you know, like kids when they learn a new word, they just repeat it)

Also wondering if it is horse or cow maniere that he is speaking of?

It started out fairly literate, but that line about schoolgirls and cooks has me totally confused.

 

[jdnunyer]

This is my all time favorite:

This message contains feedback for: damppanties
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

what do you know nothings probabible. maybe you write good story you silly girl no nuthing. damn panties stoopid name okay.​

I absolutely love 'probabible.'

That's deep literary criticism right there.

 

[damppanties]

It started out fairly literate, but that line about schoolgirls and cooks has me totally confused.

The moment when the son rejects the mother belonged at the end of the story, when schoolgirls and women could shed bitter tears over the story of the dying father and the noble son.

I'm a little scared that I could translate that for you.

 

[damppanties]

That's deep literary criticism right there.

I know! I even carried it around in my sig for a while. It honestly deserved much more than to be buried in my email.

 

[lovecraft68]

The moment when the son rejects the mother belonged at the end of the story, when schoolgirls and women could shed bitter tears over the story of the dying father and the noble son.

I'm a little scared that I could translate that for you.

Well as a probabible I am sure you are good at translation.

Buy, yeah that was pretty good. Word scrambles aren't my thing.

 

[lovecraft68]

I know! I even carried it around in my sig for a while. It honestly deserved much more than to be buried in my email.

But it is catchy.

From now on whenever I see you post I am going to think "Damn panties!"

 

[damppanties]

But it is catchy.

From now on whenever I see you post I am going to think "Damn panties!"

Better than "silly girl no nuthing."

 

[MSTarot]

from Anon;

plagerised

i read this before and it sucked then just as it sucks now delete and never post again.




This would be mine. This is from part two of my 'Tits for Tats' series. The reason he thinks I 'plagerised' it is because it's the same story line but seen from the sisters point of view.

http://www.literotica.com/s/tits-for-tats (part one is from the brother's point of view.)

http://www.literotica.com/s/tits-for-tats-ch-02 (sister's point of view)

I would love to know what he thought of part three and four.

 

[slyc_willie]

I got one of those "I've read this before" comments on my Earth Day story. It's not like I had an original idea, but the story was still original.

I know I've mentioned this before, but in light of this thread I figured I'd share it again:

One of my all-time favorite feedbacks came shortly after I started posting. I was putting up mainly strokers then, and one of them was called "Door to Door." The premise was a young woman with an obsessive fixation for giving head would go to an apartment complex and conduct a fake survey as a means of finding out if a guy she was interviewing was alone. Then she would offer to give him a blowjob.

I wrote it from the main character's point of view. Not long after it was posted to Lit, I got a feedback from a guy that said something like, "I'd like to get to know you better. You sound like a really hot girl. Do you ever cyber?"

And then, just a few hours later, another feedback, with the same email: "I just checked your profile and realized you're a guy. Nevermind."



There's another, sent to me on my recent Nude Day story, basically telling me I write crap and I don't deserve another 'W.' The funny part is, I'm not eligible to win in the Nude Day contest, even if I could.

 

[TE999]

As a general comment on negative feedback, it both amuses and annoys me to receive same from people who choose to remain anonymous, yet are emboldened enough to criticize a writers work. Also, 95% of it is gibberish, vulgar rants or incoherent babblings.

Creativity takes talent, criticism none whatsoever. There's an old saying to the effect that it takes a carpenter to build a barn, but any jackass can kick it down.

Constructive criticism is somewhat rare, but often has validity.

 

[laptopwriter]

I think the funniest for me was

When someone named, “anonymous,” wrote a scathing diatribe of one of my stories and detailed every part of the story he hated; the only thing was, none of the things he hated were in the story.

 

[slyc_willie]

As a general comment on negative feedback, it both amuses and annoys me to receive same from people who choose to remain anonymous, yet are emboldened enough to criticize a writers work. Also, 95% of it is gibberish, vulgar rants or incoherent babblings.

Creativity takes talent, criticism none whatsoever. There's an old saying to the effect that it takes a carpenter to build a barn, but any jackass can kick it down.

Constructive criticism is somewhat rare, but often has validity.

Totally agree. I think it makes the trolls feel empowered somehow when they know they can send any writer some anonymous feedback, as if they have the power to alter what and how we post to lit.

Notice to trolls: You don't.

I do like to get the occasional constructive feedback that asks me why I wrote what I did, or suggests changes that could be made to the story as it stands. I usually don't respond to either feedback or comments, but now and then, an intelligent feedback comes to me which I feel I should answer.

But only if they include their email. A lot of them don't. Sometimes, that really is a pity.

 

[MSTarot]

I had one bit of feedback come to me that I wish now I had saved. I deleted it in a bit of pissed off anger. The person didn't post it Anon but gave me his name.

He basically called me a a very lazy writer. He said I was lazy for not taking the time to get an editor to go over my work. The reason I don't have it saved is he then said I was

"Too fucking stupid to be writing on this site, that i was wasting site space with my 'writing' and that I should delete everything I had posted at that point and give up while I was behind"

I think that was how he put it.

Now knowing the amount of effort I put into a story being called lazy sent me through the roof for about an hour or so. Him cussing me got the comment deleted.

Before I did though I went to his page and pulled up his stories to see just how, good, this guy was who wanted to tell me this. He had been on site since 2007 and had six stories to his name. The top score on his list was a 4.45. Most where in the mid 3.00s.

Six stories in five years (at the time of the post) and I'm the lazy one?

Well... I guess I'll just pull up my lazyboy chair and 'set a spell'

 

[LaRascasse]

Every once in a while I receive a long confessional feedback mail about alleged real life incest couples and how much my stories resonate with their experiences.

 

[LaRascasse]

This is my all time favorite:

This message contains feedback for: damppanties
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

what do you know nothings probabible. maybe you write good story you silly girl no nuthing. damn panties stoopid name okay.​

I absolutely love 'probabible.'

I think a small part of me died there.

 

[slyc_willie]

Every once in a while I receive a long confessional feedback mail about alleged real life incest couples and how much my stories resonate with their experiences.

I've gotten that as well on a couple of my incest stories. One feedback told me I had written out what he wished would have happened between he and his first cousin, and 'envied' me for having lived out his fantasy. He then went on to wish me happiness in life with my fictional cousin.

For the record, I've never had sex with a family member. Nor would I want to.