What was YOUR most amusing feedback?

[redzinger]

I've had some very amusing feedback, but friends from elsewhere have left it and only a few people will get the jokes.

Must be confusing for anyone else who reads it.

 

[lovecraft68]

I had a woman a couple of days ago send me an e-mail saying how she felt bad for me. Anyone who could write such dark twisted things must truly be a lost soul. She went on and on about salvation and told me she would pray for me.

Now my question is, what the hell is she doing reading an incest series on Literotica?

 

[sr71plt]

So, did your alt "wife" have anything else to say to you that day?

 

[lovecraft68]

So, did your alt "wife" have anything else to say to you that day?

An alt wife would still be closer to a real woman than you've been with in decades I'm sure.

And just because you create alternate personalities and make believe friends does not believe everyone else does.

I also get a lot of Pm's about why I don't just do what everybody else does and just let you tell your tall tales. Sadly I don't have an answer other than it makes me happy.

 

[PayDay]

Ha, I knew that was you stalking me.

"Oh, and that shit about, "if you don't like it, don't read it"? How the fuck am I gonna know I liked it if I don't read it?"

That seems like a good point.

It's a blatently not-at-all ambiguously written statement meant to egg on haters by telling them what will happen ahead of time, and being mostly right about it, which is what makes it work.
It really does works every time.
It's meaning is quite clear:

If you don't like it, don't read it = If this sentence bothers you then you probably won't like my stories and I'm warning you ahead of time, but now you are pissed off enough, regardless of intention, to read on anyway just so that you can leave 'intelligent' hate feedback as an Anon.

Duh. It really couldn't be any more clear.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, sure you get a lot of PMs like that. You like to do a lot of talking for imaginary people here.

You don't like getting what you dish out, do you? Poor baby.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, sure you get a lot of PMs like that. You like to do a lot of talking for imaginary people here.

You don't like getting what you dish out, do you? Poor baby.

As always you have it backwards. You're the one who can't handle things thrown back in your face. Who resorts to such clever lines like calling someone a pile of shit?

And I bet you love attempting to dish it out from your basement behind a computer screen don't you? Bet your the meekest man in whatever town you live in, in person. Aren't you there chicken shit?


So who is your alt Pilot? Or will you claim not to have one? I look forward to the answer. Let's see how well you remember your own lies.

 

[PayDay]

well...

Who resorts to such clever lines like calling someone a pile of shit?

I might, depends on the person, or situation. Never say never, cause never ever is never.

 

[lovecraft68]

I might, depends on the person, or situation. Never say never, cause never ever is never.

Yeah, but difference is you don't run around here pretending to be high brow and better than everyone else.

I've called several people pieces of shit over the years. But not over the net, it was to their face so they could respond in kind if they so chose.

Gotta love chat rooms where everyone is a cyber bad ass.

 

[PayDay]

Hmmm..

Yeah, but difference is you don't run around here pretending to be high brow and better than everyone else.

I've called several people pieces of shit over the years. But not over the net, it was to their face so they could respond in kind if they so chose.

Gotta love The Internet where everyone is a cyber bad ass.

There, that looks better.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

So I obtained both of these on the same story, never know who to believe, one from an Anon, one from an Anon with a name.

Graduation . . .

Well, pornographic literature has graduated into a full, artistic, talented, professional genre in 2011.
or

Quote:
Now your a man...

is perfectly written? Pardon me while I roll my eyes.

This was ill-thought-out and not all that well-written. I could have overlooked much of what was wrong, had the author not come out swinging, proclaim him/herself such a genius.

Oh, and that shit about, "if you don't like it, don't read it"? How the fuck am I gonna know I liked it if I don't read it? I wish I hadn't, now, but you need to use a little critical thinking.

Yeah, take your lumps, write something else, and get an editor. Just don't be such a pompous ass.


Best hate I've gotten so far (even though I baited it). At least they read it, right?

Shall I hear more or shall I laugh at this?
I want to read more.

I'm seeing more and more story intros like "Don't steal these ideas, gimme high five stars, If Sheila resembles your wife, don't contact me, work it out with her..." I guess I should write my own disclaimers and warnings on my author's page.

Payday, if I hadn't drank my coffee before I first read a story of yours, I might have thought you a pompous ass too, glancing at the intro. But since I learned of your humor and smarts here on this thread first, I understand the reasons for your words. As for the angry hater and his remark "use a little critical thinking": seems he needs to practice what he preaches. I understand your statement "if you don't like it, don't read it" to mean "If you don't like what you're reading, just stop when you get weary/insulted and move along to the next story."

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Anon just left the following feedback on Doing It for You - a story about a wife receiving a gang-bang from five guys on a porn set:

What a load of shit Can't wait for the aids test - how awesome is that​

I'll agree, the story IS a load of shit, but really, an AIDS test for a fictional character?

As author of the story and creator of the imaginary people who danced an imaginary dance, please allow me to reassure all those concerned, none of my imaginary "people" have ever had as much as a cold, much less testing positive for HIV. Unless, of course, specifically mentioned. How do I KNOW this? BECAUSE I MADE THE FUCKERS UP!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Anon just left the following feedback on Doing It for You - a story about a wife receiving a gang-bang from five guys on a porn set:

What a load of shit Can't wait for the aids test - how awesome is that​

I'll agree, the story IS a load of shit, but really, an AIDS test for a fictional character?

As author of the story and creator of the imaginary people who danced an imaginary dance, please allow me to reassure all those concerned, none of my imaginary "people" have ever had as much as a cold, much less testing positive for HIV. Unless, of course, specifically mentioned. How do I KNOW this? BECAUSE I MADE THE FUCKERS UP!

I wouldn't be surprised if that person suffered a bad experience with STD---personally--- Or was feeling rejected because someone he desired had gone away to bang another... someone he wished would GET aids. =BANG!= you get the bullet in the comments, red with his anger for his loss.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I wouldn't be surprised if that person suffered a bad experience with STD---personally--- Or was feeling rejected because someone he desired had gone away to bang another... someone he wished would GET aids. =BANG!= you get the bullet in the comments, red with his anger for his loss.

Either that or he's just an asshole

 

[PayDay]

Maybe...

Either that or he's just an asshole

Or you wrote one hell of a story, enough to make the poster mad about fictional characters. Sounds like pro work to me.

 

[oggbashan]

Left on one of Jeanne's stories...

By: Anonymous in US
Not a bad effort at all from a male author who masquerades under a female name from time to time. I personally hate reading a story written by a man but from a female perspective but this is worthy of a 3 vote.

 

[PayDay]

Please

Left on one of Jeanne's stories...

By: Anonymous in US
Not a bad effort at all from a male author who masquerades under a female name from time to time. I personally hate reading a story written by a man but from a female perspective but this is worthy of a 3 vote.

Please link that story, I want to read it something fierce. With feedback like that, it has to be great.

 

[oggbashan]

Please link that story, I want to read it something fierce. With feedback like that, it has to be great.

It was Jeanne's story Bed Mechanic.

There is a link to all of Jeanne D'Artois' stories in my signature.

 

[PayDay]

Not bad at all.

It was Jeanne's story Bed Mechanic.

There is a link to all of Jeanne D'Artois' stories in my signature.

I made it to the line:

"You might enjoy this, Linda," He said in a conversational tone, as if drugging and binding a woman was a normal part of life.

As the category is just outside of my taste in perversion, I did not finish, which is probably why I had not read it before. I will say, as a but, that feedback it totally baseless. Even if a man did write it, the car sense of the female lead is dead on. The writer presented her as articulate, no non-sense, and intelligent. Had I read on, it would have probably gotten a 5 from me.

From what I read: Well written, as the errors were not noticed - plot included in the well, and more than humorous. Plus it had car talk in it. Screw that feedback.

 

[oggbashan]

Thank you for your remarks above.

Bed Mechanic is not in my normal range of stories. You might enjoy Jeanne's Laundry Tales, or some of my stories as oggbashan.

I would suggest avoiding jeanne's Merlin and Nimue, and og's Donna and Trapped.

 

[My I]

For a story I posted long ago under another identity:

Anonymous

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[PayDay]

Ahahahaha

For a story I posted long ago under another identity:

Anonymous

Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid.

I laughed at that for many, many minutes.
Best. Feedback. Ev-ver.
I must applaud you, for I am jealous.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

For a story I posted long ago under another identity:

Anonymous

Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid. Your so stupid.

hmmm...if each one of those "Your so stupid"s were a thrust, I would have told him "you haven't hit my G spot even once, you lousy fuck..."

 

[Artina Heartflash]

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[Artina Heartflash]

Any one else have some amusing feedback?