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Everyday_Man
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A jaywalker triggered my fantasy...
I was making a left hand turn with an arrow when this jaywalker crosses the street and I have to wait for this selfish motherfucker to finish his casual stroll before I can proceed ... I then pictured in my mind pounding on the gas, tires screeching, the smell of cooked rubber in the air and then slamming into the jaywalker with a few tons of pure fury ... he slams into my windshield in an explosion of blood, bone and rubbery flesh and I raised my left hand out my window in a fist of triumph and then I see a cop and I turn that fist into a single finger and shout, "Screw you, mother fucker, yeaaahhhhh!" ... and then the rest of that fantasy just becomes absurd.
I was making a left hand turn with an arrow when this jaywalker crosses the street and I have to wait for this selfish motherfucker to finish his casual stroll before I can proceed ... I then pictured in my mind pounding on the gas, tires screeching, the smell of cooked rubber in the air and then slamming into the jaywalker with a few tons of pure fury ... he slams into my windshield in an explosion of blood, bone and rubbery flesh and I raised my left hand out my window in a fist of triumph and then I see a cop and I turn that fist into a single finger and shout, "Screw you, mother fucker, yeaaahhhhh!" ... and then the rest of that fantasy just becomes absurd.


