Sharing a table at lunch with a very attractive redhead. We talked about travel and adventures and she had a mischievous smile when I offered to steal her away on my motorcycle.
It was yesterday at work and happened to notice a tool that hadn't been put away. As I opened the drawer to drop it in, I noticed another tool that I thought was inadvertently placed there. No big deal. I'll just go put it where it belongs. I get to the office supplies drawer and discover that, lo & behold; we have two old fashioned wooden rulers in the dept. Well, as I was ready to ream one of the junior team members for this,(admittedly minor), slip, I felt immediately guilty of seeking impulsive retribution. Then I looked at the long,(24"), light,(as a flyswatter), retro,(made of wood, probably 40 years ago), ruler. I decided I deserved some number of stinging swats to my own ass. I will enjoy it anyhow, I say to myself as I lock myself into the vault to lower my trousers & chonies to my knees & bend over. I bring the wide wooden stick down hard on my ass three times hard, adjusting my aim for the next barrage of spankage. I then proceed to rain down upon my white ass until it turns red. I especially like to have my crack lit up. Rubber hose is good for that. We have that too. Hmm...