What the....

[LordMagicMan]

Why does it seem that everytime you are done baking the fucking cake the woman no longer wants it? Can someone explain this too me?

 

[nitengale]

You left the kitchen a mess?

 

[SweetCherry]

Honey, if all she's asking you to do is bake her a cake, she's not worth it! I'd wanna see what kind of magic you can perform. To hell with the cake! Show me whe magic!

 

[indyweasel]

*sneaks up behind SC and tickles her*

Hey cutie. Nice to see that you are still nekkie.

 

[LordMagicMan]

It was a metaphor... Just like when you start kissing and you go to shave and come back and she is asleep... You get like 30 seconds before they change their minds on what they want.


Oh and sweet I'll show you the magic anytime you want baby *WEG*

 

[Mistress]

Damnit..now I want a cake...

 

[indyweasel]

DAMN...

Now I want pie.

 

[Isolde]

*LOL and hugs LMM* I like cake, hon.

 

[nytbrat]

CAKE...NOW....

 

[Celestiale]

*is too busy drooling over your bb-pic to think about cake*

Wha...what did you say, master....? You want me to do what with your cake?

*kneels at your feet*

 

[LordMagicMan]

What kind of cake would you like?

 

[DarkAngel]

What the

what??

Did you find my Blue bunny eating his green carrot... I seem to have let him out of his cage.. and now he is lost

 

[LordMagicMan]

Since the point of the thread was missed...

Why dont I feed it too you as well.

 

[DarkAngel]

Feed me what....


And there was a point... Dam... Missed it again..

 

[Whispersecret]

I'd be happy if my man took the trouble to shave before coming to bed.

 

[Blackbich]

LMM

Maybe the oven was on too low and she was tired of waiting on the cake?

 

[BrainyBeauty]

C'mon, somebody has to say this!

Why does it seem that everytime you are done baking the fucking cake the woman no longer wants it? Can someone explain this too me?

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again...
Oh no!

 

[Comshaw]

From LordMagicMan:

"You get like 30 seconds before they change their minds on what they want."

How the hell did you get so lucky to have so much time? I'm use to dealing in micro-seconds! From "Yes, Yes!" to "I changed my mind," in .04 seconds.

Comshaw

 

[Isolde]

Chocolate! For now an forever...Chocolate!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

The craveing has passed

If she is on her period or pregnant you get certian craveings lol I'm still trying to figure out mine but I did fix it with a donought tho lol

 

[Pyper]

Re: C'mon, somebody has to say this!

Why does it seem that everytime you are done baking the fucking cake the woman no longer wants it? Can someone explain this too me?

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again...
Oh no!

Are you aware that that song was voted worst song ever written in a Dave Barry reader's pole a few years back?

 

[BrainyBeauty]

What about Dave Barry's pole? Did he leave that out too long in the rain too?

Oh, the reader's poll! Yeah, I'd have to agree with that. And now as punishment for my bad joke, that horrid song will be running through my mind-what's left of it- all night.

 

[Celestiale]

Since the point of the thread was missed...

Why dont I feed it too you as well.

*Points at your cake.*
There it issss!!!!
*Bounces excitedly and tilts her head to the side to get a better look at it!*

Can I have my cake and eat it tooooo?