"What the hell was he thinking?"

[lovecraft68]

What proportion of professional women in various locales have kids? Facts please, not anecdotes. The numbers can probably be tabulated from personal profiles in professional directories.

Back to OP: Gross exaggerations are fine in satires, not so fine in supposedly serious writings. Were I to write about the Twelve Inch Society, whose members all have footlong schlongs, and who consort only with the One Liter Society, whose members all have quart-capacity cunts, I had best choose the Humor-Satire category. It probably wouldn't fly elsewhere.

Well you need a quart capacity pussy when the sud can come such copious loads that they over flow and spill out of their partners pussies and down their thighs.

There is an incest author who uses "thick ropes of semen"

 

[MSTarot]

Well you need a quart capacity pussy when the sud can come such copious loads that they over flow and spill out of their partners pussies and down their thighs

I have thought about doing a story for humor and satire where I take all of the worst over the top crap and put them together in a single story.

Breast the size of beach ball, cocks bigger than your arm. The guy can have sex for 9 hours straight without getting soft. The works.

The story note I put down to remind me of it says

. And they came so much the couch they were on floated out the front door onto the lawn.

The startled mail man immediately dropped his bag of mail, pulled out a 25 inch cock and joined in to make it a DP she would never forget.

I'm just afraid to write it and get comments wanting a dozen more just like it.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm just afraid to write it and get comments wanting a dozen more just like it.

And?

Maybe we need a new category here: OVER-THE-TOP

I will gladly contribute. I'm already working on GODZILLA MEETS THE 50-FOOT CHEERLEADERS

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And you've met them all?

I'm not saying JBJ is right, but you're making just as big of a generalization.

Of course I have. I have met every doctor I know. Lawyers too. My cousin is a psychoanalyst, even she has a child. So, everyone I know who is a professional has children. Every married woman I worked with has children.

If JBJ can, so can I.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Zebby? Pay attention, son. You cant dispute my observations, and I made no universal claim. I cited my experiences, and for them I am the authority, unless you happened to be there on every occasion. So, let FO lead you on to omniscient enlightenment.

I really don't pay attention to you. Haven't in the past, won't in the future.