jaF0
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I'm walking through the grocery store look up and that's all I can think. What the Hell is THAT? I can't even figure out if it's human, let alone male or female. That's happened more times than I can count. It's as if a circus midway freakshow let out. I can't even describe what I've seen, but it was all I could do not to stare.
I'm not talking about midgets/dwarves or bearded ladies either. I'm talking something I can't describe, but not really deformaties either.
I've seen several that were 400 lbs or more, so wide they can't fit in some areas of the stores.
Then there is the cashier at the one store that looks like she's straight out of The Wizard Of Oz. Scraggly hair, hunchback, weird eyes, odd voice, crooked warty nose, cockeyed teeth, long chin, the whole bit. The only thing missing is the green skin.
I ain't much to look at, but at least I don't scare people. As far as I know.
I'm not talking about midgets/dwarves or bearded ladies either. I'm talking something I can't describe, but not really deformaties either.
I've seen several that were 400 lbs or more, so wide they can't fit in some areas of the stores.
Then there is the cashier at the one store that looks like she's straight out of The Wizard Of Oz. Scraggly hair, hunchback, weird eyes, odd voice, crooked warty nose, cockeyed teeth, long chin, the whole bit. The only thing missing is the green skin.
I ain't much to look at, but at least I don't scare people. As far as I know.