What the Hell Is Going On Here????

[thirty]

You don't have to care about them.

 

[lovetoread]

You obviously cannot read, dude. I was quoting statistics. But that involves math, something you're probably not very good at. What is 1 plus 1? Don't lose sleep over it. You're a loser, everyone knows you are, even if you don't. Insert your head back in the sand, or up your ass, whichever is applicable, and return to your pathetic life.

And have a nice day

Oh yes, I get this all the time.

LTR, (oh that's what they call me here) you have nice tits and a pussy I'd like to bang, but your reading comprehension skills just turn me off.

It's something I've learned to live with.

 

[Saint Peter]

lack of math skills = deal breaker





Sorry.

 

[Laurel]

The Literotica administration called:

They said they've received numerous requests already to move your whiny-azz post above to The Who Gives a Fvck? Thread...

...but even more have requested to let it stand so they can watch you shrivel up and leave in real time.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc86f2eae93f2d144aa54669d126322e/tumblr_msqvrio06c1sgl0ajo1_500.gif

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ken's back...

 

[Laurel]

Barbie's front...

 

[lovetoread]

Still working that pussy and ass angle I see.

Hey, I'm trying to pretend I'm a girl.

 

[subdued_passion]

Harsh judgements from a forum who's main past time is political discussions between people kicked off of legit chat rooms and a bunch of other people calling each other cunts and giggling about it.

let's not forget about all the desperate women posting threads fishing for compliments and the equally losery men who reply with compliments for the chance to see a titty pic or maybe even drive across country to meet one of these sorry souls who couldn't spell self esteem, let alone have any.

Yep, I would take the opinions rendered here very seriously.

Maybe if the op is lucky, said lifeless lemmings will talk about this thread on twitter, and facebook and their very own members only chat room where the only way to get in is to prove yourself as lame and lifeless as they are.

Now back to your regularly scheduled name calling.

Laurel keeps posting that the real bloodshed only takes place in the AH these days.
[SIZE="-3"]I can believe that now.
[/SIZE]

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hi all. I'm new to this place. I was working on writing a story and posted a small part of it on the AH a while back about an 18 y/o girl having sex with her grandfather. Then I went to the Editor Forum just to see if maybe I could see if there might be an editor willing to edit, but in advance of the story being written. Maybe I was wrong in doing that, just testing the waters as I'd seen some writers complaining that they'd been abandoned and left hanging by their editors for well over a month.

Then I was attacked by some cyber-bullies; SR71, Mistress Lynn, and Miss Ver come to mind. They claimed I was an alt for some other people and harassed me. I'm new and just trying this place out. Now I don't think I'll bother posting here at all. Just wanted to vent a bit before I move on to another, hopefully more accepting, place to call home.

Just a warning to other newbies... run, don't walk, away from this sick and twisted site!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qOaZ4CQqKI

 

[Laurel]

Laurel keeps posting that the real bloodshed only takes place in the AH these days.
[SIZE="-3"]I can believe that now.
[/SIZE]

Yeah, right?

 

[girlsmiley]

Laurel keeps posting that the real bloodshed only takes place in the AH these days.
[SIZE="-3"]I can believe that now.
[/SIZE]

I thought the GB was bad.

 

[Laurel]

The AH is the new GB.

And the GB is the new Poetry Hangout.

And the Poetry Hangout is the new Site Announcements.

And we're painting the foyer a light sea green, with darker trim.

 

[girlsmiley]

The AH is the new GB.

And the GB is the new Poetry Hangout.

And the Poetry Hangout is the new Site Announcements.

And we're painting the foyer a light sea green, with darker trim.

Holy fuck. So many changes.

 

[subdued_passion]

Yeah, right?

They even manage to keep their spelling and grammar in check.

 

[Debbie]

The AH is the new GB.

And the GB is the new Poetry Hangout.

And the Poetry Hangout is the new Site Announcements.

And we're painting the foyer a light sea green, with darker trim.

I heard a rumour you were selling cheap ass spices in the store now?

http://enzoscountrygourmet.com/images/1358710706381-770646930.jpeg




The GB will get it's edge back. I have faith.

We just have to get through the cycle and this too shall pass.

 

[Marriedbutalone]

It is uncivil whack-jobs like you, who seem unable to spell, that encourage me to hit heren here. Just because I can, and especially knowing that it will piss you off -- FVCK NUT! (your incorrect spelling, not mine). Not sure what the "pos." is referring to, to be honest. Even when you communicate you appear unable to communicate. That's what happens when the general public is forced to deal with loons like you.

Oh, and have a nice day

Ya pay no attention to the handful of frustrated users who come here day in and day out spewing nonsense. When i first found out about lit I was reading stories, now that I have seen these handful of washed up frustrated hags, I realize this is just a smut site and there are smut people.

Please don't give up on writing just because of a few members are frustrated with life and come here to take it out. there are some awesome people here. You just have to find them. As for the rest do what I do. Call them out.

 

[Debbie]

Ya pay no attention to the handful of frustrated users who come here day in and day out spewing nonsense. When i first found out about lit I was reading stories, now that I have seen these handful of washed up frustrated hags, I realize this is just a smut site and there are smut people.

Please don't give up on writing just because of a few members are frustrated with life and come here to take it out. there are some awesome people here. You just have to find them. As for the rest do what I do. Call them out.

I hope I don't catch anything from all these smutty people.


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[Marriedbutalone]

[QUOToverbbie;51327314]I hope I don't catch anything from all these smutty people.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ApWehq0Uk...erms+hand+sanitizer+blueq+funny+packaging.png[/QUOTE]

Self confidence is called smutty ?

Fascinating!

With over 20k posts and you having to reply to every encouraging thread that helps newbs feel. Comfortable I would say you are host 0

 

[Laurel]

I'm pretty sure that Debbie was being sarcastic.

 

[dolf]

Self confidence is called smutty ?

Fascinating!

With over 20k posts and you having to reply to every encouraging thread that helps newbs feel. Comfortable I would say you are host 0

your ability to spot humour is as good as your ability to use the quote function

 

[Debbie]

[QUOToverbbie;51327314]I hope I don't catch anything from all these smutty people.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ApWehq0Uk...erms+hand+sanitizer+blueq+funny+packaging.png

Self confidence is called smutty ?

Fascinating!

With over 20k posts and you having to reply to every encouraging thread that helps newbs feel. Comfortable I would say you are host 0[/QUOTE]

I might have to get my decoder ring out for this post.

Please tell me host 0 isn't like being patient 0?

I'm too young to die.

<Inserts sense of humour disc>

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm pretty sure that Debbie was being sarcastic.

I don't think he gets sarcasm.

 

[Debbie]

I'm pretty sure that Debbie was being sarcastic.

Thank you.

http://cutecaptions.com/images/he-l...a-make/kitty-kisses-coming-your-way-smooc.jpg

 

[dolf]

I don't think he gets sarcasm.

in britland we'd say, 'thick as two short planks'