What the Hell Is Going On Here????

Oh, I'm sure you aren't a bigot or being disrespectful. Did I say 'you' or 'Leeloo777'? No targeting of specific person(s) when I posted to you. Don't worry though, I'm sure someone here will get around to making false accusations against you. Happens all the time here.

Oh. Alright then. Have a nice evening.
 
Sometimes people are dicks. You can choose how you deal with it. Laugh it off, ignore it, flame them back, give them a big GIANT F off sign ...

BUT there are good people here too. Don't rule out the site because of a few detractors and armchair critics. Being behind a computer screen and being fairly anonymous makes some people think they are able to rip a newbie another orifice and it is funny to them. Others think people should just suck it up. Survival of the internet fittest. Sink, swim or grab a lifeline and find a happy place.


I have been contacted a few times to proofread and edit stories and 95% of people got all pissy or sulky when they did not like what I had to say - no matter how polite I tried to be. Or they couldn't even be bothered saying thank you or kiss my really old, wrinkly ass so for the most part I say no now.

I'm not bitter and twisted about it. It is what it is.

For the most part this sick and twisted site is like a new pair of awesome kick ass boots. You get a blister or two at first and when they're worn in a bit they are so comfortable and cool looking.
 
Debbie, I'd never tell you to kiss my ass. Even death threats would be pale in comparison to that sort of torture. :D
 
The question, then, would be:

What is it about a whiny-azzed man who must write in the persona of a just-turned 18 year-old girl...

...to have sex with his grandparents?

Can you answer that...

...before slithering your way out the LIT door?

Personally I don't agree with incest but it's the most-read subject out there. Don't ask me why but the statistics prove it. Mother-son, brother-sister, father-daughter have been written to death. Was looking for a new angle is all. Kind of like 39% of the country approving of how Obama is doing in office. Who the hell is that 39% who actually think that? Exactly. Can't explain it. Just address it. Don't think this story will ever be finished at all. Kind of like Obamacare... a fucked-up dream by some Kenyan who isn't competent enough to be a community organizer yet alone lead the free world. But I guess the guy can golf. He's had plenty of practice!
 
Personally I don't agree with incest but it's the most-read subject out there. Don't ask me why but the statistics prove it. Mother-son, brother-sister, father-daughter have been written to death. Was looking for a new angle is all. Kind of like 39% of the country approving of how Obama is doing in office. Who the hell is that 39% who actually think that? Exactly. Can't explain it. Just address it. Don't think this story will ever be finished at all. Kind of like Obamacare... a fucked-up dream by some Kenyan who isn't competent enough to be a community organizer yet alone lead the free world. But I guess the guy can golf. He's had plenty of practice!

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Aaaaaand yet another wingnut shitstain folds his hand too soon under the pressure of performance frustration.

Preemie ejaculators never could change their spots.
 
Right...

...the fvck outta here, you whacked-out pos.

It is uncivil whack-jobs like you, who seem unable to spell, that encourage me to hang on here. Just because I can, and especially knowing that it will piss you off -- FVCK NUT! (your incorrect spelling, not mine). Not sure what the "pos." is referring to, to be honest. Even when you communicate you appear unable to communicate. That's what happens when the general public is forced to deal with loons like you.

Oh, and have a nice day ;)
 
So it's Obama's fault this dude can't write good erotica?

You obviously cannot read, dude. I was quoting statistics. But that involves math, something you're probably not very good at. What is 1 plus 1? Don't lose sleep over it. You're a loser, everyone knows you are, even if you don't. Insert your head back in the sand, or up your ass, whichever is applicable, and return to your pathetic life.

And have a nice day;)
 
It is uncivil whack-jobs like you, who seem unable to spell, that encourage me to hang on here. Just because I can, and especially knowing that it will piss you off -- FVCK NUT! (your incorrect spelling, not mine). Not sure what the "pos." is referring to, to be honest. Even when you communicate you appear unable to communicate. That's what happens when the general public is forced to deal with loons like you.

Oh, and have a nice day ;)

You know...

...I'm hopefully a big enough man to realize when I'm totally wrong and someone else is perfectly right.

Such is obviously our case...

...and, thus so, I'm hoping you accept my sincerest apologies for any and all offense you've perceived from me.

Now, could you share with the GB which gets you off most as such a literary man you evidently fantasize yourself to be:

Imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandmother...

...or imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandfather?

Thanx so much...

...;) back at ya.
 
You know...

...I'm hopefully a big enough man to realize when I'm totally wrong and someone else is perfectly right.

Such is obviously our case...

...and, thus so, I'm hoping you accept my sincerest apologies for any and all offense you've perceived from me.

Now, could you share with the GB which gets you off most as such a literary man you evidently fantasize yourself to be:

Imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandmother...

...or imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandfather?

Thanx so much...

...;) back at ya.

I'm not particularly proud of my reaction to your action, and I also apologize. I've just been so angry lately, mainly not happy with the Dems or Obamacare. Okay please don't let that secret out of the bag! LOL. You know we could probably be friends at some point, I'm really not such a bad person. Maybe it's just that I have been attacked from the first moment that I went on the EF that has me on guard.

To be honest I started to write that story but the reason why I am unable to finish is that the whole idea of it is too twisted. Even for me. I was just thinking of a new angle for incest, but even that angle is too much for me.

I'm really not a bad writer when I put my mind to it. Maybe I'll send you one of my other stories via PM. I don't share all of them.

Enjoy what's left of the weekend. I really do mean that. Even if your apology sounds hollow to me. Because I'm willing to bet, pound for pound, that I'm the bigger man in this case.
 
I'm not particularly proud of my reaction to your action, and I also apologize. I've just been so angry lately, mainly not happy with the Dems or Obamacare. Okay please don't let that secret out of the bag! LOL. You know we could probably be friends at some point, I'm really not such a bad person. Maybe it's just that I have been attacked from the first moment that I went on the EF that has me on guard.

To be honest I started to write that story but the reason why I am unable to finish is that the whole idea of it is too twisted. Even for me. I was just thinking of a new angle for incest, but even that angle is too much for me.

I'm really not a bad writer when I put my mind to it. Maybe I'll send you one of my other stories via PM. I don't share all of them.

Enjoy what's left of the weekend. I really do mean that. Even if your apology sounds hollow to me. Because I'm willing to bet, pound for pound, that I'm the bigger man in this case.

You know...

...all that's swell - I guess.

But...

...maybe all that anger and frustration is simply caused by not finding the right size of panties to wear yet.

Maybe...

...you could dress up as a just-turned 18 year-old girl, find a grizzled-looking, old grandpa-like man, climb up onto his lap, tell him how good of girl you've been this year, and then ask him to bring you some new panties for Christmas.

Just an idea...
 
Is there not a place in Author hangout or some other forum where disgruntled lit authors can whine about this nonsense? Why are they burning good bandwidth here on our political/drama/dating board?
 
Luvtowriteerotica:

I'd say thanks for the PM...

...but I'm not interested in your construction of screwing your schoolgirl-aged half-sister any more than I was in learning of your desire to be a just-turned 18 year-old girl screwing your grandparents.

If the problem is simply that you've been banned from every park in your hood for your obvious need to expose yourself so shamelessly...

...maybe you should just visit your local truckstop where there's sure to be a man or two around who are willing to help you be the pvssy you truly crave to be.
 
Sometimes people are dicks. You can choose how you deal with it. Laugh it off, ignore it, flame them back, give them a big GIANT F off sign ...

BUT there are good people here too. Don't rule out the site because of a few detractors and armchair critics. Being behind a computer screen and being fairly anonymous makes some people think they are able to rip a newbie another orifice and it is funny to them. Others think people should just suck it up. Survival of the internet fittest. Sink, swim or grab a lifeline and find a happy place.


I have been contacted a few times to proofread and edit stories and 95% of people got all pissy or sulky when they did not like what I had to say - no matter how polite I tried to be. Or they couldn't even be bothered saying thank you or kiss my really old, wrinkly ass so for the most part I say no now.

I'm not bitter and twisted about it. It is what it is.

For the most part this sick and twisted site is like a new pair of awesome kick ass boots. You get a blister or two at first and when they're worn in a bit they are so comfortable and cool looking.

Thanks. For those you help and don't say it, thanks very much. I sense you're a really good person. No matter what you might think of me based on my anger-filled posts, thanks.
 
Luvtowriteerotica:

I'd say thanks for the PM...

...but I'm not interested in your construction of screwing your schoolgirl-aged half-sister any more than I was in learning of your desire to be a just-turned 18 year-old girl screwing your grandparents.

If the problem is simply that you've been banned from every park in your hood for your obvious need to expose yourself so shamelessly...

...maybe you should just visit your local truckstop where there's sure to be a man or two around who are willing to help you be the pvssy you truly crave to be.

Truckers say they want an ass, a tight one would be best
But when I showed them yours they could really care less
 
Luvtowriteerotica:

Quit PMing me...

...your writing doesn't interest me.
 
Hi all. I'm new to this place. I was working on writing a story and posted a small part of it on the AH a while back about an 18 y/o girl having sex with her grandfather. Then I went to the Editor Forum just to see if maybe I could see if there might be an editor willing to edit, but in advance of the story being written. Maybe I was wrong in doing that, just testing the waters as I'd seen some writers complaining that they'd been abandoned and left hanging by their editors for well over a month.

Then I was attacked by some cyber-bullies; SR71, Mistress Lynn, and Miss Ver come to mind. They claimed I was an alt for some other people and harassed me. I'm new and just trying this place out. Now I don't think I'll bother posting here at all. Just wanted to vent a bit before I move on to another, hopefully more accepting, place to call home.

Just a warning to other newbies... run, don't walk, away from this sick and twisted site!



if your upset about other boards then GB isn't the place for you. there are a lot of obama socialist welfare fucktards here that post all day long. one of the bennies of being on welfare. obama gives you a free home, a free iphone, free food, a free car from GM or a yugo as obama is ass backwards

I don't know you and by no means am I attacking you. I have dealt with SR71 a lot and he's always been very helpful and kind. I don't know that much about him but I appreciate everything he has done for me.

this is a 'text' based place and some times people take things the wrong way. some times its easy to upset people with out meaning to and since you can't read a person's body language or voice reflection its easy to do.
 
Debbie, I'd never tell you to kiss my ass. Even death threats would be pale in comparison to that sort of torture. :D

Most people like an ass kisser. ;)


You obviously cannot read, dude. I was quoting statistics. But that involves math, something you're probably not very good at. What is 1 plus 1? Don't lose sleep over it. You're a loser, everyone knows you are, even if you don't. Insert your head back in the sand, or up your ass, whichever is applicable, and return to your pathetic life.

And have a nice day;)

Ooohhh, look at you with the name calling and insults. It is a shame that you have no idea what you are talking about.

That lady is very, very smart.

Thanks. For those you help and don't say it, thanks very much. I sense you're a really good person. No matter what you might think of me based on my anger-filled posts, thanks.

Hmmm.

Perhaps you should think before you post? I have been known to type something out in anger and then verbally kick myself in the butt for it.
 
Weird how the current President is the one guy who would protect the porn-tastic freedoms for shameless freakazoids to write grandfather-fucking-their-grandaughter incest erotica in the appropriate spaces, but homeboy here who wants to write the stuff wouldn't miss a stroke to shit all over him.

Oh wells...it takes all kinds o' people t' make a world, I reckon!

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I am so glad I read this thread...I fucking laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

It's a real pistol, innit? :D
 
Weird how the current President is the one guy who would protect the porn-tastic freedoms for shameless freakazoids to write grandfather-fucking-their-grandaughter incest erotica in the appropriate spaces, but homeboy here who wants to write the stuff wouldn't miss a stroke to shit all over him.

Oh wells...it takes all kinds o' people t' make a world, I reckon!

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It's a real pistol, innit? :D

It ranks right up there for Thread of the Month Award
 
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