what the hell ever happened to the Hatfields, anyway?

Ol' Pappy McCoy married Granny Hattie Hatfield and now they're a big happy family.
 
no, you two are wrong!

Where's the rest of the family?
 
Minkey Boodle said:
Ol' Pappy McCoy married Granny Hattie Hatfield and now they're a big happy family.
then they had a child and the result was your Av.
 
I believe, after tripping down memory lane of that thread, I was an inbreed daughter named SummerRose.

Where's Ma Minxie?
 
There were banjos involved. And then because their respective families didn't want them to be together, they planned on faking their deaths. So, she pretended to die, but he didn't know she was pretending and he killed himself. So then, when she woke up, she saw him dead and killed herself for real.

There was a big ol' barbecue at Jeb McCoy's house where Hatfields weren't allowed and the fighting resumed.
 
fuckin' sleepin', hows about givin' Pa, some lovin' girrrrrrl.
 
I knew this thread was a cheap ploy!:D

Didn't I have some inbred sisters, freakygurl and MissTaken, and let us not forget, brother Fly.
 
I'm not sure what exactly happened to the Hatfields, but I do know what Roberta Mae Hatfield said when she lost her virginity: "Get off me now, dad, you're crushing my Marlboros."
 
Summery said:
I knew this thread was a cheap ploy!:D

Didn't I have some inbred sisters, freakygurl and MissTaken, and let us not forget, brother Fly.

Me cheap? Well I never!

Fucking kids go to sleep earlier than the parents anymore...
 
<Hatfields>

I awake this morning with much to do....decide after being away for a while...wanted to just bump someone's thread...I choose this one..

The Hatfields and the McCoys' has settled their differences...

Life is grand...The valley is quiet...ALWAYS...living on the edge...

From your friendly neighborhood clitlicker...:p :p :p

Freshrope_69
 
Summery said:
I believe, after tripping down memory lane of that thread, I was an inbreed daughter named SummerRose.

Where's Ma Minxie?
Ma's here, baby gurl.
 
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