Sparky Kronkite
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Slow oral sex from Dixon Carter Lee!!!!
What the heck is a DCL'r-8'r?????
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Isabella Thorne
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Q: ohhhhhh ... What the hell is a "Bit of Spark in the Old #2 Hole"?
A: Sparky Kronkite performing anal sex on a wrinkled old lady!!!
A: Sparky Kronkite performing anal sex on a wrinkled old lady!!!
Sparky Kronkite
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Gosh Izz......
You read my horoscope!
Nothing easier to plow than earth that's been plowed for near a century.
You read my horoscope!
Nothing easier to plow than earth that's been plowed for near a century.
Isabella Thorne
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lmao .... near a century, eh? you would fuck a woman in her 90's, mon cher Spark??? oh yikes ...
but really darling ... i wonder if there are any women in their 90's who take it up the ass?
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First we'd climb a tree
and maybe then we'd talk
or sit silently
and listen to our thoughts
with illusions of someday
casting a golden light
no dresss rehersal
this is our life
that's where the hornet stung me
and I had a feverish dream
with revenge and doubt
tonight, we smoke them out
You are ahead by a century
~The Tragically Hip~
but really darling ... i wonder if there are any women in their 90's who take it up the ass?
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First we'd climb a tree
and maybe then we'd talk
or sit silently
and listen to our thoughts
with illusions of someday
casting a golden light
no dresss rehersal
this is our life
that's where the hornet stung me
and I had a feverish dream
with revenge and doubt
tonight, we smoke them out
You are ahead by a century
~The Tragically Hip~
Sparky Kronkite
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Sure there is - there's even a club.....
The - Geritol Bung Lubber's - outta Annaheim - go figure.
I think they have a website.
The - Geritol Bung Lubber's - outta Annaheim - go figure.
I think they have a website.
Isabella Thorne
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oh yea ... that's true, eh? the Geritol Bung Lubbers site is ok i guess ...
...butt butt butt .....
the "Wrinkly Ass Hole Fuckers" site rules! ....
butt of course i would say that ... it's a canadian club, after all, eh?
...butt butt butt .....
the "Wrinkly Ass Hole Fuckers" site rules! ....
butt of course i would say that ... it's a canadian club, after all, eh?
Dixon Carter Lee
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This is the most unpleasant thread I've ever read. I have half a mind to start trolling you. How do I do that "Unregistered" thing again? Cause that is so cool.
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Dude, you have got to read more. I had no idea you'd been living such a sheltered existence. http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/shakinghead.gifDixon Carter Lee said:
Isabella Thorne
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Q: Ohhhhhhhh what the hell is a "Deluxe Dee-See-El-Evator to the Sky"?
A: Giving head to Dixon Carter Lee in an ascending elevator in a posh hotel.
A: Giving head to Dixon Carter Lee in an ascending elevator in a posh hotel.
Isabella Thorne
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and ooooooooh also ....
Q: What the hell is "Opening the Back Door with le Key at Night"?
A: Anal sex with Lukky Knight.
Q: What the hell is "Opening the Back Door with le Key at Night"?
A: Anal sex with Lukky Knight.
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Egad, when did we hire an innuendo translator? And will she translate the word innuendo, too? And what about Naomi?Isabella Thorne said:
Isabella Thorne
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eh? egad ... "in-you'-end-oh?" .... silly me ... here i thought we were going to put it in MY end, Sir Lukky .... hee hee hee ...LukkyKnight said:
Naomi? non non non ami ....
oui oui oui, j'aime mon ami!
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psssst - the translation job cums with the "ambassadorship" - it's part of my duties, darling ....
Sparky Kronkite
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Yezzzzz. So just what is an Isabella Thorne????
A prickely former girl friend of Jimi Hendrix.
A prickely former girl friend of Jimi Hendrix.
Isabella Thorne
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Are you experienced?
awwww .... Sparky darling ... i love it ... merci cheri ...
hey .... in fact Jimi Hendrix told me he thinks i am so damn prickly, he wrote a song just for moi , in the middle of the purple haze of crosstown traffic and in spite of his manic depression ....
yea he told me that even though the wind calls Mary ... he (see that was axis bold as love hee hee) calls for moi ... every night ...
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Izabella I'm dreamin about ya every night
Hey girl you know we gotta war
Yeah, we got a war to fight
Izabella I'm fightin this war for you
Hey little girl I'm fightin this war for the children of the world and you
So I hope you hear me baby
That what I'm tryin to tell you is true
Izabella I'm fighting this war for you
Hey, girl I'm fightin this war for the chlidren and you
Yeah, you save your love for me
Then I'll know that I'll be fightin true
Izabella, hey Izabella
We've gotta fight this war against hatred....
~Jimi Hendrix~
awwww .... Sparky darling ... i love it ... merci cheri ...
hey .... in fact Jimi Hendrix told me he thinks i am so damn prickly, he wrote a song just for moi , in the middle of the purple haze of crosstown traffic and in spite of his manic depression ....
yea he told me that even though the wind calls Mary ... he (see that was axis bold as love hee hee) calls for moi ... every night ...
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Izabella I'm dreamin about ya every night
Hey girl you know we gotta war
Yeah, we got a war to fight
Izabella I'm fightin this war for you
Hey little girl I'm fightin this war for the children of the world and you
So I hope you hear me baby
That what I'm tryin to tell you is true
Izabella I'm fighting this war for you
Hey, girl I'm fightin this war for the chlidren and you
Yeah, you save your love for me
Then I'll know that I'll be fightin true
Izabella, hey Izabella
We've gotta fight this war against hatred....
~Jimi Hendrix~
seXieleXie
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i would like you all to know that somehow this fucking joke got into my dream last night. i fear for my sanity.
Isabella Thorne
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Insanity and wet dreams
ohhhhh what does this mean, Sexie dear?
a dream, eh? was it ... ummmm .... a wet dream, cherie?
oooo la la .... you had a wet dream about Dixon Carter Lee performing oral sex on you ... slowly ...
was it good?
oh you must tell me first ... before anything, ok? ... what does Dixon look like in your dream? does he look anything like Charles in Charge .. only older? that's what i think anyways ...
at least that's what he looks like in my wet dreams ...
hee hee hee ....
ohhhhh what does this mean, Sexie dear?
a dream, eh? was it ... ummmm .... a wet dream, cherie?
oooo la la .... you had a wet dream about Dixon Carter Lee performing oral sex on you ... slowly ...
was it good?
oh you must tell me first ... before anything, ok? ... what does Dixon look like in your dream? does he look anything like Charles in Charge .. only older? that's what i think anyways ...
at least that's what he looks like in my wet dreams ...
hee hee hee ....
