What the heck is a "Clevland Steamer?"

[Sparky Kronkite]

Is it what I think it is?

The context I heard it in: "Lay a big ole Clevland Steamer right across your chest."

Yuch! I it is what I think it is!!!!

But I have never heard of one such thing.

And if it is what I believe it is - then it begs the question; what then is a Boston Steamer?

An LA Steamer?
A Portland Steamer?
A Toronto Steamer?

Etc. It ain't no seafood either.

 

[Marxist]

I think this conversation should be directed at nasty in a PM.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

So......

Nobody? Nobody here knows what a Cleveland Steamer is.

You perves, I thought for sure you'd know.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Google.com rules

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n.(slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (see HAWAIIN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

That's just what I found on the net. I think it also refers to a wrestling move.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Wow thanks Dix. It's actually better than I thought.

It's mentioned in a line on the new Tenacious D CD.

I thought it was the consentual pinchin' a hot steamy loaf between the sweat orbes of a buxom babe and lettin' it reside there for a while. You know - take a Poloroid or two? Maybe whank the willy a bit while the chemicals dry?

Then just throw'er a towel and say get washed up.

But a butt stain? A skid mark? That's it?

No biggie! You can wipe that away with yer elbow.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm leaving this thread now. If anyone needs me I'll be in the shower with a big giant loufa and some Clorox.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Wow thanks Dix. It's actually better than I thought.

I thought it was the consentual pinchin' a hot steamy loaf between the sweat orbes of a buxom babe and lettin' it reside there for a while. You know - take a Poloroid or two? Maybe whank the willy a bit while the chemicals dry?

and we're pervs???

Then just throw'er a towel and say get washed up.

But a butt stain? A skid mark? That's it?

No biggie! You can wipe that away with yer elbow.

EEEEWWWWWW!

 

[Dillinger]

The D are two bald fat guys who vehemently believe they are rock gods in the Dungeons and Dragons sense, stopping songs in the middle and asking the audience to "drop trou and pinch off a Cleveland steamer on my chest."

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm leaving this thread now. If anyone needs me I'll be in the shower with a big giant loufa and some Clorox.

LOL