What. The. Fuck?

[semen4her]

Hey there Nipples,

How are you today?! Sorry for IM'ing out of the blue, but I saw some of your recent posts and your profile and thought that you sound delightful and intriguing! I'm a 31 yr old Irish guy, good sense of humour, love to chat and banter!! I see that you're online now, would love to chat and have a bit of a craic with you! PM me back if you'd like to chat too!

John

I sound delightful?

What a fucking knob!

 

[Ham Murabi]

I sound delightful?

What a fucking knob!

You can't help it. Some people are just blessed with charisma.

 

[TexasWife25]

Your location got him all hot and bothered.

 

[IndieSnob]

So you're the one stealing all the good men on Lit and hogging their PMs.

Asshole.

 

[artemesia_g]

He sounds fun! You should give him a whirl.

 

[semen4her]

My charm and delightfulness are unequaled here on lit.

I got mad fucking skillz.

 

[Liar]

What the hell's bells is a craic?

 

[semen4her]

So you're the one stealing all the good men on Lit and hogging their PMs.

Asshole.

Jealousy makes you ugly.

You'll never land a man like **carbon with an attitude like that.

 

[IndieSnob]

Ask him for his credit card number for access to your live show.

 

[semen4her]

He sounds fun! You should give him a whirl.

I would but I just ate.

 

[ross22]

What the hell's bells is a craic?

Craic" or "crack" (both pronounced /ˈkræk/ KRAK) is a term variously meaning news, gossip, fun, entertainment, and enjoyable conversation found in Northern England, Scotland, and Ireland, where it is particularly prominent.[1][2] It is often used with the definite article – the craic.[1] The word has an unusual history; the form craic was borrowed into Irish from the English crack in the mid-20th century, and the Irish spelling was then reborrowed into English.[1] Under either spelling, the term has great cultural currency and significance in Ireland.

Who knew!!!!!!!

 

[semen4her]

Ask him for his credit card number for access to your live show.

Done.

 

[alabama]

Isn't it bad form to post pm's?

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck PMs.

Post that credit card number.

 

[semen4her]

Isn't it bad form to post pm's?

No, it's delightful.

 

[alabama]

No, it's delightful.

YOU are delightful, at least according to the PM. Posting PMs is mean. Stop being mean, I just took you off ignore and haven't wanted to return you for over 24hrs.