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What the fuck is wrong with Michael Jackson's face?

acitore_vuli said:
I saw Joan Rivers on Hollywood Squares the other day. She's looking kind of scary as well. She can't even smile with tearing something.
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A buddy of mine was all set to be interviewed by Joan at the Oscars, he was 60 seconds away from stepping in front of the camera, when a relative screamed at him across the carpet, pointing at their nose. My buddy reached up to his own nose, quickly wiped away the six inch dangling booger that was hanging there, turned around on camera and said "Hi Joan!"

Just think, one booger away from career destruction.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
A buddy of mine was all set to be interviewed by Joan at the Oscars, he was 60 seconds away from stepping in front of the camera, when a relative screamed at him across the carpet, pointing at their nose. My buddy reached up to his own nose, quickly wiped away the six inch dangling booger that was hanging there, turned around on camera and said "Hi Joan!"

Just think, one booger away from career destruction.
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Too funny. I wonder if Joan would have told him if someone else hadn't.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
He was ordered by the Judge in his trial yesterday (he's being sued for skipping out on a couple of shows) to remove his surgical mask, and underneath was the weirdest face I've ever seen. Apparently he had some sort of plastic thing on his nose. The man looks like he's melting.

Michael's Face
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I am a huge fan of M.J. and I just though you should see this:Michael Facts
 
Re: Re: What the fuck is wrong with Michael Jackson's face?

DevilSpawn said:
I am a huge fan of M.J. and I just though you should see this:Michael Facts
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Well, the site is obviously a PR firm's creation. Do you really think "Where does Michael get all his cool clothes?" is an actual Frequently Asked Question? So when you read the bits about his face and skin you have to understand that you're reading the company line here. In fact, these two "explanations" are just culled from interviews with the Gloved One where, it is generally considered, he evaded more than he revealed:

FROM: http://www.exclusivelymj.com/facts.html

Why has Michael's skin gotten lighter?

Michael has a skin disorder called Vitiligo. This banal physiological disorder causes a depigmentation of the skin causing blotchy white patches. Often there is a family tendency to develop the condition. Two people in every 100 suffer from this condition, so Michael is definately not alone. He has NEVER bleached his skin or tried to make his skin lighter. All rumors saying that he has done this are simply not true. He has tried to even out the blotches on his skin by using make up tocover them up.
[Source: EMJ, "The Family Medical Guide", "Michael Jackson Talks to Oprah"]

Why does Michael wear a silk mask whenever he goes out in public now?

Because of his Vitiligo Michael cannot go out into the sun. He has said that he is completely allergic to the sun, and that he really isn't even supposed to go outside at all. By wearing the silk face mask, along with long sleeved clothing, pants, sunglasses and his fedora Michael can gon outside and enjoy himself just as everyone else can.
[Source: Michael Jackson - "VH1" and "Simulchat" interviews]
 
I agree that Michael Jackson is the poster child for not putting your child in show business. He seems to have a distorted sense of reality created by the fact that he has lived his (almost) entire life in a world were his every wish was granted......no matter how fucked up it was. He is no longer of this world. Just look at him. No cartoonist could come up with a more unlikely looking character.

He's all messed up. And teensy bit addicted to plastic surgery.
 
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DevilSpawn said:
I am a huge fan of M.J. and I just though you should see this:Michael Facts
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Did you actually type that with a straight face????

DCL... it's JUST as likely as "What is Michael's shoe size?"
 
:p IT HAS TO B SAID IF MR WACKO IS A STRANGE STRANGE CREATION AND ID BE ASHAMED TOCALL MYSELF HISPLASTIC SURGEON IMAGINE HAVING THAT ON THE FRONT OF YOUR BROCHURE TO SHW HOW REPUATABLE YOU ARE !!!
 
ok...you guys are fixated on the nose...what the hell is up with those contact lenses????
 
The skin color isn't the problem with his face. It's his competely rearranged facial structure. And that, no matter how glossy we make it, is his own damned fault.
 
KillerMuffin said:
The skin color isn't the problem with his face. It's his competely rearranged facial structure. And that, no matter how glossy we make it, is his own damned fault.
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Exactly. Nobody forced him to hire Edward Scissorhands as his plastic surgeon.
 
Why has Michael's skin gotten lighter?

Michael has a skin disorder called Vitiligo. This banal physiological disorder causes a depigmentation of the skin causing blotchy white patches. Often there is a family tendency to develop the condition. Two people in every 100 suffer from this condition, so Michael is definately not alone. He has NEVER bleached his skin or tried to make his skin lighter. All rumors saying that he has done this are simply not true. He has tried to even out the blotches on his skin by using make up to cover them up.

HOLY FUCK! I MIGHT HAVE THAT!
 
Dude, you don't have vitocorleone disease. You're fucking green. At worst you ate some bad meatloaf.



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I'm just saying that might be the most blatantly false statistic in the history of numbers.
 
Spinaroonie said:
I'm just saying that might be the most blatantly false statistic in the history of numbers.
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I wouldn't call it false, but it definitely falls into the "so the fuck what?" category.
 
Problem Child said:
I wouldn't call it false, but it definitely falls into the "so the fuck what?" category.
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In all your years have you ever seen sombody with that disease?
 
ikle_vixen76 said:
WOAHHHH THATS SUCH A SCARY PICTURE - YOU RECKON THIS GUY ACTUALLY HAS ANY MIRRORS IN HIS RANCH!!!
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Isn't he supposed to be losing his ranch? Or at least the themepark part of it?
 
ikle_vixen76 said:
WOAHHHH THATS SUCH A SCARY PICTURE - YOU RECKON THIS GUY ACTUALLY HAS ANY MIRRORS IN HIS RANCH!!!
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Please rip your caps lock key off your keyboard and ram it up your ass.
 
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
 
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