What the FUCK! is it doing in Celebrities

[pop_54]

I was wondering why a totally fictional humourous and satirical parody about totally ficticious people, who never existed even as actors, and who never will exist as anything, has been posted in a category where people expect to find stories about Buffy being shagged by Vampires????? Celebrities.

I did ask for it to be in Humour and Satire where it might attract at least a couple of readers interested in it, and or interested in providing sensible feedback.

Just a quick glimpse will tell anyone that Celebrities is completely WRONG!! Is this deliberate to fuck the story up because it's an attempt at something different??? Or maybe because I complained about the treatment of it before here. Maybe it's an anti NaNoWriMo thing.

If anyone's interested it's in Celeb's and I doubt it'll be there long before I pull it and say fuck Literotica.

 

[kellycummings]

I would say that either it was a mistake or they put it there because the first thing you mention is that it's "an 'adult parody' of a children's story based loosely around the style of children's novels written by EB"
I could see how the powers that be might interpret that as 'celebrity.' (hey, that whole sentence rhymed. I'm a regular Dr. Fucking Seuss. LOL)
Anyway, it could be a mistake, also.

 

[Guest]

Pops -

I thought you had terrific sex earlier today?

Why the grumps?

You know the drill. Just PM Laurel and ask!

(And maybe you'd better get laid again. Sounds as if the first one didn't take!)

 

[kellycummings]

Pops -

I thought you had terrific sex earlier today?


(And maybe you'd better get laid again. Sounds as if the first one didn't take!)

He never said it was terrific. Maybe that's the problem.

 

[pop_54]

Pops -

I thought you had terrific sex earlier today?

Why the grumps?

You know the drill. Just PM Laurel and ask!

(And maybe you'd better get laid again. Sounds as if the first one didn't take!)

Ignore me, drunk again, and knackered it was brilliant sex, and again, and again, don't tell the wife though She doesn't know about it yet

This category thing annoys me though, almost everything ever submitted goes into a different cat. than you one you request.

I'll just pull it eventually and forget it.

 

[pop_54]

I would say that either it was a mistake or they put it there because the first thing you mention is that it's "an 'adult parody' of a children's story based loosely around the style of children's novels written by EB"
I could see how the powers that be might interpret that as 'celebrity.' (hey, that whole sentence rhymed. I'm a regular Dr. Fucking Seuss. LOL)
Anyway, it could be a mistake, also.

Hello Doc Watch that rhyming thing, it can become a habit.

Yes I know it said parody, but it was requested for 'Humour and Satire' in the instructions with the submission, also a simple glance shows it has nothing at all to do with any celebrities living or dead, I made every character up in my head last November.
It is also painfully obvious that it would never fit into celeb no matter if the people ever did exist, totally the wrong kind of piss taking story.

Of course I had also been celebrating a little horse play last night and was quite drunk when I posted this thread

Thanks for taking the time to reply both of you, it's appreciated.

 

[Guest]

Anytime, sweetie-

Besides, you're so damn cute when you're knackered!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Hello Doc Watch that rhyming thing, it can become a habit.

Yes I know it said parody, but it was requested for 'Humour and Satire' in the instructions with the submission, also a simple glance shows it has nothing at all to do with any celebrities living or dead, I made every character up in my head last November.
It is also painfully obvious that it would never fit into celeb no matter if the people ever did exist, totally the wrong kind of piss taking story.

Of course I had also been celebrating a little horse play last night and was quite drunk when I posted this thread

Thanks for taking the time to reply both of you, it's appreciated.

But pops, it belongs in Celebrities. It may not be about Celebs, but look who it's written by. Is there any bigger Celebrity here at the hang out than the man with the parrot? I think not



-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hate to do this, but I have to mooch off of Colly's post. Sorry, C.

She's got a good point Pops! You're quite the Icon around here.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

What Lucky and Colly said, darling man. When you're calm and sober, write Laurel a note, eh?

icon lover, Perdita