What the duck?

[AnonyMissWriter]

My auto correct has finally figured out I don't mean duck.

What unfortunate, embarrassing or funny auto corrects have you experienced. Swype issues welcome as well.

My Swype keyboard keeps changing the word husband to Houshmandzadeh.

 

[sallysparrow23]

My phone autocorrects my daughter's name to Penis and it cracks me up every time .

 

[Cat]

Sleep.... -> turns to dildo....

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

My phone autocorrects my daughter's name to Penis and it cracks me up every time .

That's awesome, it changes my "Emily" to "Evilly " and it's so damn fitting that I rarely correct it.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sleep.... -> turns to dildo....

Isn’t it usually the other way around?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

my auto correct has also figured out I am a perv. What is interesting is when I type duck (I have pet chickens and ducks) duck/ducks doesn't change to fuck/fucks, it becomes dick/dicks. The one that gets me at the worst times, but is minor, is message becomes massage. I get telling coworkers to massage me when ready and such hahaha.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

my auto correct has also figured out I am a perv. What is interesting is when I type duck (I have pet chickens and ducks) duck/ducks doesn't change to fuck/fucks, it becomes dick/dicks. The one that gets me at the worst times, but is minor, is message becomes massage. I get telling coworkers to massage me when ready and such hahaha.

How many coworkers have taken you up on that?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How many coworkers have taken you up on that?

lol, none have mentioned it. One mentioned my "hell" greeting instead of "hello" with I hope that is not indictive of the day you've had haha. But yes, all have politely ignored my requests that the massage me.