What songs do you just think are stupid?

[Camille Savage]

Not the most high-brow discussion, but what songs do you think are stupid?

Here's one that drives me nuts.

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy


This just reinforces why I don't like country music.

 

[pellso27]

All RAP! and anything by Coldplay!

 

[Camille Savage]

All RAP! and anything by Coldplay!

what? you don't like that "I like big butts, and I cannot lie" song?

 

[Camille Savage]

OK, I'll play by myself.


Here's another. Anybody remember this one?

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man

 

[quietlyhorny]

Nice girls shouldn't have to play by themselves...

This one is plain dumb.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

 

[theweescotsman]

OK, I'll play by myself.


Here's another. Anybody remember this one?

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man

oh god I have a hazy recollection of that one.......... somebody Wilson I think........bloody awful record

 

[theweescotsman]

Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wondering how much I can take
Should I try to do some more
25 or 6 to 4

and anything by Chicago.........

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Not the most high-brow discussion, but what songs do you think are stupid?

Here's one that drives me nuts.

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy


This just reinforces why I don't like country music.

Ok, here's another one from the country music side (I actually like SOME country music, but this definite falls on the 'bad-side' I think):

Most Friday nights I can be found
In the bed of my truck on an old chaisse lounge
Backed into my spot at the drive-in show
You know a cargo light gives a romantic glow
I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand
Cuz there's something women like about a pickup man

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

From the song "Queen of my Double Wide Trailer"

Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said I like living like this

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Times she's run off and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

 

[Camille Savage]

Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wondering how much I can take
Should I try to do some more
25 or 6 to 4

and anything by Chicago.........

What!? You don't like Chicago!

I had some of their albums (or 8 tracks, maybe?)

 

[Camille Savage]

From the song "Queen of my Double Wide Trailer"

Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said I like living like this

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Times she's run off and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

:caning: Cane the song writer!

that's just wrong. plain wrong.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Not the most high-brow discussion, but what songs do you think are stupid?

Here's one that drives me nuts.

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy


This just reinforces why I don't like country music.

I agree the song is stupid but the singer is sooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ShyGuy68]

This one

 

[Camille Savage]

Nice girls shouldn't have to play by themselves...

This one is plain dumb.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm not sure anyone is going to top you with a stupider song.

*cringe*

 

[Camille Savage]

I agree the song is stupid but the singer is sooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, he ain't so bad, huh?

However, I can't help but picture a woman dressed up in daisy dukes and a tight, white tee-shirt in theyard washing the tractor, about dry humping the tire while she washes it.

 

[Camille Savage]

This one

Hee hee. Who let the dogs out!

good one.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2KmzFABujM

Never been on a tractor but with him I might have a lil fun.....Bet that is the only time he has been on a tractor.

 

[theweescotsman]

What!? You don't like Chicago!

I had some of their albums (or 8 tracks, maybe?)

8 tracks.........crikey you'll be tellin' us next you still listen to vinyl

 

[*Twisted*]

OK, I'll play by myself.


Here's another. Anybody remember this one?

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man

This thread is EVIL!! now I've got that song stuck in my head!!

 

[mrs_burwell]

This one

It makes me wanna puke

Actually... she's generally all too fake. bleeeeurgh

 

[rootsfan]

There are some pretty bad lyrics in every genre. The only country music I like was made before 1980 or so, pretty much.

This stupid Duran Duran line sticks in my mind to this day: "The reflex is a lonely child."

They only got it away with it because of the British accents and all that blow-dried hair.

 

[biggysmallz]

I catch some heat for it but...

I think "I Kissed a Girl" and that "Do you feel like a man?" song are the two weakest lyrical songs in a while.

I kissed a girl is just weak and attention craving. Do you feel like a man is just the chorus 19,005 times.

 

[theweescotsman]

This one

It makes me wanna puke

Actually... she's generally all too fake. bleeeeurgh

lol......That really is a bad tune

 

[*Twisted*]

What!? You don't like Chicago!

I had some of their albums (or 8 tracks, maybe?)

Camille let Chicago go, they were bad then, they're still bad now. The bloke is right.. *shakes head 25 or 6, 2, 4.. ugh

 

[Camille Savage]

Camille let Chicago go, they were bad then, they're still bad now. The bloke is right.. *shakes head 25 or 6, 2, 4.. ugh

NoOoooooo!​