What really pisses me off.

[Master_Vassago]

Time for a little ranting

Have you ever noticed.... That sometimes you do get sucked into real life and certain places drift to the back of your mind. While I still frequented Lit. I rarely pop onto the boards anymore. I found that I grew a bit bored with it and it really didn't hold much interest anymore.

Does anyone else do that? Drift away for months at a time and then wonder one day what the hell those people online are up to? I do it all to often. I suppose because I spent a lot of time writing in my absense and dealing with work and moving and so on. I really didn't care if I checked back in or not.

Another thing, when you do check back in like I finally did today isn't it nice to know that a few people missed you? HELL YEAH.

Thanks, I kinda needed that.

Now to other things completely not BDSM related.

I know who my one bomber is, a childish husband of a long time friend of mine who just happens to be, duh, a girl. Well I called her to let her know I was coming home and asked if she wanted to go out to lunch and her husband flipped. It seemed stupid to me. But then I found out that he was the one that has been bombing my stories because he swore we had been having some affair for years. Um ok hold on, I've lived in NC, and VA for the last four years and had only been home twice in the last three years for a grand total of a week.

Both times my wife and child or children were home with me and I didn't even see this person. Now I find out I've been having an affair with her, dammit if I was couldn't I at least get the physical enjoyment out of it? Now I'm in Hawaii and he still swears I'm home visiting because my car is being stored at my in-laws.

What an ass!

Now to Hawaii. While I love it...there are a few things here that piss me off to no end. The rude Hawaiins I have encountered that think I'm a tourist. Damn them. LOL. They seem to hate a lot of us anyway because we are on their "Island". I can finally say I've been discriminated against because I'm white lol.

But for the most part they are mainly very nice here, it's just the older ones that refuse to speak plain english, they expect me to know Hawaiin in like three weeks(?), I think not. I've got down a few phrases but nothing worth noting yet.

Now on to the things here that really suck. The bugs... I swear to god if my daughters drop so much as a crumb, we have an ant colony within minutes setting up camp in our living room. No not just one or two the whole damn colony like a bunch of in-laws that move in once they find out you have money. HEhE couldn't help that one. Also you have to deal with one of two things on this island. Either cockroaches or centipedes. While neither are wonderful house guests they will both find a way into your home whether you like it or not. And the damn cockroaches don't need an excuse like a messy house they just like to wander in when you aren't paying attention. I've killed my fair share already and I may as well have OCD since I've been here. Cleaning all the damn time.

Finally we come to the fun things. Geckos...Holy hell they are everywhere. At first they kind of creeped me out running around the house. Yes, they slip in univited also. They don't come out during the day but oh boy of an evening you will see them darting around the walls and ceiling like nobodies business. That's not too bad, during the day they stick to the outside, to sun themselves and get a tan I suppose.

Although they don't scare me, the other day one did. I went to open the back gate for my wife and when I shut it with groceries in hand one was sitting right near the handle of the gate and I didn't see it until I turned to latch the gate and the damn thing leaped at me. I think it was trying to get away from me but I swear I've never heard myself scream like a little bitch ever in my life until then. It scared me so bad that I dropped the bag of food, thank god it was boxes of cereal and unbreakables and darted away like I had been shot at. While jumping I screamed at the top of my lungs and then yelled "Holy shit," I was promptly yelled at by my four year old who reminded me we don't say "shit," lol.

All in all though if you can stay away from the bugs, geckos, and old islanders this place is a blast and beautiful all the time. Not to mention warm but not so bad that you can't stand it. I recommend it for a vacation or to live as long as you can stand the above mentioned things.

Yes the wife did tease about the scream, "Oh such a Dom," she laughed, "yet, you scream like a bitch at a little gecko that can't harm you."

I told her the fucker attacked me but she wouldn't believe it lol.

Ok much better, I've ranted, laughed so hard remembering the gecko incident that I have tears running down my face so I'll end this here. Anyone else that wants to climb on up and rant for no good reason at all other to rant go for it. I'm all ears. Besides this could be fun. I forgot how much fun exactly and I think I may come back and do this more often.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Growling, and not my stomach

i really hate waking up hungry.

 

[landcruisergal]

My own stupidity. I had a needlestick injury at work,last week. my first in 8 years and the patient is HIV+ve. Means strict safe sex for 6 months, twice monthly bloods, and a course of antiretrovirals which arent pleasant but the alternative could be worse.And have to attend compulsary counselling and the immunology clinic.I have < 0.3 chance of contracting it but I am way pissed at myself for my carelessness.And I had to tell the poor guy what I had done, like he needed that dumped on him.I feel like a candidate for 'moron of the year.'

 

[D's mariposa]

Goddamnstupidfuckinguseless INS/HS government entities

I hate you. You go kicking around an idea for fucking amnesty for fucking illegals and then you take someone who is here, going to med school, holding down a fucking full time job and STILL managing to do 40 plus volunteer hours a month and threaten to deport her because her brother is an idiot?!?!? What the fuck is with you guys? She comes here LEGALLY, works her ass off and just cause her paperwork is off in one spot and her brother is stupid you say that she may have to leave.

And another thing.. The whole "ins hearings are administrative, not judicial" is just a fucking end run around our constitutional rights. No witnesses? No due process? Just her lawyer and your lawyer and a judge, and whatever the fuck you think you have on her? I'd maybe understand if she'd ACTUALLY COMMITTED A CRIME, (but that's a big fucking maybe) but she hasn't, and you know she hasn't but all the sudden you discover a "dangerous" relative that she's had NO contact with in over 10 years and so she has to leave.

This is a fucking load of crap, and if I hadn't had to give up my citizenship rights when I chose to come here, I'd be on the same plane as her cause this is NOT the fucking country I chose to come to 18 years ago.

edited cause sometimes I make no sense when I'm ranting

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Re: Growling, and not my stomach

i really hate waking up hungry.

and I just Lo-Ove waking up next to somebody who's hungry, like I did this morning.


Btw, MV, my husband had an incident similar to yours with the gecko, with a squirrel. They eat their way into the big plastic garbage cans (Big holes, too) to get at the garbage. He opened the can to drop something in and the one inside lept straight up in the air, basically levitated trying to get out, right up into his face.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Damn Adverts

Watching a good movie, "Fail Safe," and having to endure advertisements for yet another reality series, this time Gotti's daughter and her fucked up household, at every commercial break. Sorry Kitty, you're a loser. If the show bombs, they should bury you alive under your father's prison cell.

 

[BrightFlower]

Lousy remakes of movies that were made right the first time around.

AA - I hope you were watching the original version of that great movie...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Does it matter?

AA - I hope you were watching the original version of that great movie...

The damn channel would have played the original adverts and pissed me off just as much.

 

[meri-t]

Re: Goddamnstupidfuckinguseless INS/HS government entities

And another thing.. The whole "ins hearings are administrative, not judicial" is just a fucking end run around our constitutional rights. No witnesses? No due process? Just her lawyer and your lawyer and a judge, and whatever the fuck you think you have on her?

This is a fucking load of crap, and if I hadn't had to give up my citizenship rights when I chose to come here, I'd be on the same plane as her cause this is NOT the fucking country I chose to come to 18 years ago.

edited cause sometimes I make no sense when I'm ranting

Constitutional rights? We don't need no freakin' Constitutional rights! We got the Patriot Act on our side!!!

Use the anger, Rose, don't let it use you. Take it to the congressman in both your states and ask them account for this. Become a politically active pain in the ass and force the issue so it gets the attention it deserves. (I've already gone after the pols in my district.)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Looking for a vaguely remembered topic on the GB

Defines a database search timeout.

 

[Master_Vassago]

Hi, it's me again.

I hate coming back and not realizing for one reason or another that there were posts to this thread. LOL. I guess I should check that bulk mail folder a little more often.

So here's the deal, rant away, come one come all I don't discriminate. If something really pisses you off let it out there. No reason to keep it in.

Something new that pisses me off is that the stories in BDSM that I've submitted rarely, if ever get all fifty votes that would be needed to qualify a story for contention that month. Actually it's like that with a lot of stories. So many views yet so little actual voting. That's just downright aggravating.

Something else...why does it take your SO, so long to realize that they might like certain kinks you have if they'd just try them. And once they do, they are like "Holy shit, why didn't we try this before?"

Just a little food for thought here. I now return you to your normal ranting schedule.

MV

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Still waiting ...

So here's the deal, rant away, come one come all I don't discriminate. If something really pisses you off let it out there. No reason to keep it in.

for a lurking "loves to be on the receiving end of a golden shower" to pass through here ...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Still waiting ...

for a lurking "loves to be on the receiving end of a golden shower" to pass through here ...

LMAO You must have someone in mind...

This is tooooo fuckin' funny, AA

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Damn Adverts

Watching a good movie, "Fail Safe," and having to endure advertisements for yet another reality series, this time Gotti's daughter and her fucked up household, at every commercial break. Sorry Kitty, you're a loser. If the show bombs, they should bury you alive under your father's prison cell.

We watch the same network. And although the commercials can be very annoying... it's a better quality network than most, for sure. I saw Fail Safe, by the way... the new one and the old one.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: Damn Adverts

We watch the same network. And although the commercials can be very annoying... it's a better quality network than most, for sure. I saw Fail Safe, by the way... the new one and the old one.

anything you watch on that network has those stuuuuuuupid commercials (insert gum snapping here) for the freakin bleached blonde bimbo livin the high life off her daddys mobster ties.

 

[shy slave]

Work, Life & Everything are pissing me off right now

Work
I write reports about care homes and have given a large national company honest reports on three terrible homes.
I warned my manager they would complain...Nope they went quiet.
Went back re-inspected all except one have improved (the other two brought in new managers) so I wrote a report (which is available on the net *sigh*) that said this home was terrible.
Now they complain Instead of telling me about the complaint then putting it in writing she waited a week then wrote. To say I was angry was an understatement!! Now I have to wait until she has completed her investigation and then she 'may' interview me!!

In the meantime ...my manager won't tell me what the complaint is about, her letter says the complaint is unclear, so how can she be sure if it even is a complaint!!
I mean I know she does not like me but... hell, how can I defend myself if she won't tell me what they are complaining about!!

Rang the union, and he is away and 'will get back to me.' I haven't been suspended but at the moment I could do with a few weeks of paid leave.

Life
Last year I had depression, just when you think you have kicked it into touch you wake up and find you fell into that black hole again! and this was before the work stuff

Everything
I was caught on camera speeding too many times and now i am going to lose my licence ..yes it was my fault no-one made me speed but it still pisses me off.
My eldest son wants to leave home. If he goes who will wash the dishes
The weather in UK is different every 5 mins at the moment I never know what to wear so I am either too hot or too cold.

Don't even let me think about UK politics thats a whole different rant...

Sometimes life is just great and othertimes

 

[snowy ciara]

The weather really pisses me off.

It's raining again. My toes are getting webbed. I'm sporting gills. The season is almost over, and we should have played 54 games by now. We've played 28. My games today were cancelled cause even though the rain is slacking off, the feilds are under water. Again. Or still.

Maybe I'll call the student center and we'll see if we can use a bball court for a pick up game...

 

[D's mariposa]

Stupid little bimbettes who can't run a simple fax machine so they call the kid over, send the fax and stand there FLIRTING while the line gets longer and longer!

However, calling the manager's attention to the situation got me red carpet service, my own fax faxed and no charge for the above.

But it still wasted too much of my time.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Spyware

i'm sick of it.

i'm sick of morons that put together web pages that require me to run more software to keep my home page where i want it, to keep my registry from being overrun with crap that changes settings that have nothing to do with web browsing, and a host of other things.

Spybot Search and Rescue, Adaware, and SpywareBlaster enjoy ...

 

[Arden]

No apologies.

 

[Safphyre]

LMAO ... sounds like you have quite an interesting life there

 

[Sir_Winston54]

It pisses me off to ...

Somehow "hoist by your own petard" springs to mind!

... not recall what something means. While I was familiar with the meaning of "hoist by your own petard," I couldn't recall the origin of the phrase, so... I spent ten minutes looking it up. To perhaps save others the trouble of doing the same:

Hoist on your own petard: idiom

meaning:
To be done in by one's own plan or scheme. Be destroyed by the plan or weapon intended for someone else. Caught by the very device one had contrived to hurt another.

origin:

Petard comes from the French "peter," which means to break wind. A "petard" was a medieval weapon, a small bomb used to blow open the gates of a castle under siege. It was the forerunner to today's grenade. These weapons weren't very reliable and sometimes blew up while being set in place. The engineer who 'carelessly' allowed himself to be blown up by his own device was considered great sport.

The idiom was coined by William Shakespear in "Hamlet," act III - scene IV, written in 1600 (with later revisions). Hamlet, having sidestepped an assassination plot by having the unwitting bearers of the assassination order themselves assassinated muses on the justice of the moment.

For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard and 't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,

usage:

The best example of hoist by one's own petard that I can think of at the moment would be those cartoons about the roadrunner and the homicidal coyote.

Thanks to Taiwan Teacher at http://www.geocities.com/athens/delphi/1979/trivia/petard.html

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thank you Lit ...

for enabling the search feature once more.

Ok, gasoline in one hand ... fire in the other.

Moments like these need to be savored.

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Re: Spyware

i'm sick of it.

i'm sick of morons that put together web pages that require me to run more software to keep my home page where i want it, to keep my registry from being overrun with crap that changes settings that have nothing to do with web browsing, and a host of other things.

Spybot Search and Rescue, Adaware, and SpywareBlaster enjoy ...

Hell yes!! I couldn't agree more. I have about 5 or 6 programs on my damn computer because of those stupid wastes of time. If I wanted to go to those sites I'd go on my own, I didn't need the new hidden code to do it for me.

 

[snowy ciara]

Weather. Winter weather that messes with my trip pisses me right off. Airports that freak out that the merest glimpse of winter weather piss me off too. I just checked the weather channel on tv, and there's no weather in Chicago! I just checked the weather on the computer, and there's no weather. Go to the airlines' websites and what do we see? Weather! What do the frickin airlines know that the rest of civilisation doesn't know! I'm supposed to be on the way to sunshine! Lots of sunshine with no rain. But no.. I have to wait til tomorrow, when god willing, there won't be any weather anywhere!

Anybody got any chocolate?