What pissed you off today? Mark III

And I'm not even bleeding outta my snatch at the moment, thank you very much, I was just buying the tampons for future use. Jesus.

He probably thought he was just trying to help with some advise someone else told him.


Sounds like you had good advice for him. Maybe you should of used it?
 
I was at the grocery store today. I bought blueberries, tampons and a chocolate bar.

I loaded my items on the belt and a male hippie weirdo with no shoes standing behind me said "You know, it's a myth that women crave sweet or fatty things like chocolate when they're on their period. The blueberries you're buying are much better than the chocolate because of the antioxidants. Actually now that it's summer you should freeze pieces of fresh ginger that you can suck on, it's so good for your cramps and it's refreshing too."

I wanted to hit him.

And I'm not even bleeding outta my snatch at the moment, thank you very much, I was just buying the tampons for future use. Jesus.

What a fucking weirdo. I wish you HAD hit him.
 
I was at the grocery store today. I bought blueberries, tampons and a chocolate bar.

I loaded my items on the belt and a male hippie weirdo with no shoes standing behind me said "You know, it's a myth that women crave sweet or fatty things like chocolate when they're on their period. The blueberries you're buying are much better than the chocolate because of the antioxidants. Actually now that it's summer you should freeze pieces of fresh ginger that you can suck on, it's so good for your cramps and it's refreshing too."

wth, hippie dude, wth
 
Inability to wear my thing today because of a sore. :( I needed it today. It would have been fucking torture, but it would have forced me to be aware of and deal with my feelings instead of letting them chew me up.
 
the fact that when someone suggests something or comes up with an idea i’m all like “yeah that would work, no worries!”. i always do it, without taking a moment to consider what they have said and whether, realistically, it’s a viable option. i did it again last night and now i have spent all morning thinking about it, it’s just too much.
 
Pinche culero! Why are you driving 20 in a 25? If you can't handle the speed :rolleyes: pull over and walk. You'd probably get there faster.
 
The depths to which a certain segment of American society has fallen.
My skin is dark: Go back to where you came from!
My shirt is magenta: Fucking gay! You should die!
 
The depths to which a certain segment of American society has fallen.
My skin is dark: Go back to where you came from!
My shirt is magenta: Fucking gay! You should die!

They haven't fallen; they've always been there. Now they've been enabled.:mad:
 
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