pdx39
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2001
- Posts
- 256
Men are like..... Laxatives - They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like..... Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like..... Vacations - They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like..... Bank Machines - Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like..... Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like..... Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..... Cement - After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like..... Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like..... Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like..... Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like..... Department Stores - Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like..... Government bonds - They take so long to mature.
Men are like..... Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like..... Lawn Mowers - If they're not pushing one around, then they're riding it.
Men are like..... Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..... Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like..... Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like..... Parking Spaces - All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like..... Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like..... Vacations - They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like..... Bank Machines - Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like..... Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like..... Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..... Cement - After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like..... Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like..... Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like..... Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like..... Department Stores - Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like..... Government bonds - They take so long to mature.
Men are like..... Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like..... Lawn Mowers - If they're not pushing one around, then they're riding it.
Men are like..... Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..... Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like..... Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like..... Parking Spaces - All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
