What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Misshotndeep]

My kid getting excited about the fact I can make him Quesadillas at home. SMH That boy loves him some Mexican food. I mean he was jumping up and down even. lol

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm probably behind on the times due to the fact that I really don't have much free time...
But Noe and I watched the first episode of a show called Lucifer last night. It was fucking hilarious. The devil is a sarcastic cocky bastard.
I hope we continue. Cuz I don't have hulu

 

[LucyBee01]

I'm probably behind on the times due to the fact that I really don't have much free time...
But Noe and I watched the first episode of a show called Lucifer last night. It was fucking hilarious. The devil is a sarcastic cocky bastard.
I hope we continue. Cuz I don't have hulu

We did the same a couple of nights ago! Yes, enjoyed it and will continue with the series.

Happy day today as I get to wear my tail. I love my tail

 

[Blue]

I'm probably behind on the times due to the fact that I really don't have much free time...
But Noe and I watched the first episode of a show called Lucifer last night. It was fucking hilarious. The devil is a sarcastic cocky bastard.
I hope we continue. Cuz I don't have hulu

I've watched the whole season and although the quality of the episodes drops noticeably about halfway through it's still easily got the best double entendres and wit I've ever heard all through it.
I'd keep watching solely for the one-liners.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think is throw up if you tried to lick my shoes, all those germs

I sort of am into that, though. You know what can kill my germs on your shoes? Boot liquor!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My kids are terrible about walking into my room unannounced. One of my boys came in this morning and got an eyeful.

*snickers*

 

[BlissExpress]

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[Misshotndeep]

It is to early to carve the pumpkins. I found these cute little stickers to make faces on them till it is time. My kid and I put the funny faces on So now our Pumpkins are still ghoulish but will actually last for a while. Not sure if I am going to even bother to carve them this year.

 

[Cakecups]

I sort of am into that, though. You know what can kill my germs on your shoes? Boot liquor!

Yah I'm totally worried about YOUR germs on my shoes... Not you getting sick, that was totally not the concern at all

 

[Cakecups]

This morning I got to be a me I very rarely get to be these days. I made G laugh in the process.

Then I came home, put the teddy suit back on and had a long nap. *shakes head*

Next time someone is pushing you hard in a situation picture them, not naked, but desperate for bed in soft, fuzzy, skin coloured pjs desperate to be asleep like a teddy.

Like it actually looks like a teddy bear?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[mysluttywife4u]

Watching a guy watch my wife's ass on the road.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Misshotndeep]

Waking to find that here. It made me smile, laugh and feel good all over. Thank you for the reminder.

 

[mLa2123000195]

I have a sort of behavioral science experiment going. Around July, the owner of the house died and coming and going we were feeding "something under the porch", which turned out to be two baby possums. When we found the possums dead and the cat food still being eaten, I started watching out for whatever it was and discovered a dark grey cat and a white cat, which was the end of the mystery. Eventually though, a third cat (white and brown) started making regular appearances and I moved the dish out from the porch into the yard. He has been getting spoiled with extra food, but will not let me near him and is always very stealthy about when he chooses to appear. I had never actually seen him eat until today.

It's October and starting to get cold where I live. He woke me up meowing while it was still dark and I got out of bed thinking something was wrong (he is always completely silent). I saw him later in the morning and set out some leftovers, which was evidently too spicy because he spit it out and started licking his lips. I saw him several more times wandering around and decided to make my own cat food with spam, corn flakes and brown sugar, which I thought he would like. I thought it was actually pretty good myself! When I put it back out though, he wouldn't touch it.

He will watch me if he sees me doing something but does not seem to care. He has no tags, but otherwise seems fairly normal for an outdoor cat and if he has owners, either neglects them or vice versa (or both). I microwaved the puree in a dog food bowl and put it in a different part of the yard so he wouldn't be suspicious. I stood in the window washing dishes for quite a while and saw him several times, even moving the dish around. He is still meowing and I have since added a water dish, thinking perhaps he is dehydrated.

 

[Cakecups]

I have a sort of behavioral science experiment going. Around July, the owner of the house died and coming and going we were feeding "something under the porch", which turned out to be two baby possums. When we found the possums dead and the cat food still being eaten, I started watching out for whatever it was and discovered a dark grey cat and a white cat, which was the end of the mystery. Eventually though, a third cat (white and brown) started making regular appearances and I moved the dish out from the porch into the yard. He has been getting spoiled with extra food, but will not let me near him and is always very stealthy about when he chooses to appear. I had never actually seen him eat until today.

It's October and starting to get cold where I live. He woke me up meowing while it was still dark and I got out of bed thinking something was wrong (he is always completely silent). I saw him later in the morning and set out some leftovers, which was evidently too spicy because he spit it out and started licking his lips. I saw him several more times wandering around and decided to make my own cat food with spam, corn flakes and brown sugar, which I thought he would like. I thought it was actually pretty good myself! When I put it back out though, he wouldn't touch it.

He will watch me if he sees me doing something but does not seem to care. He has no tags, but otherwise seems fairly normal for an outdoor cat and if he has owners, either neglects them or vice versa (or both). I microwaved the puree in a dog food bowl and put it in a different part of the yard so he wouldn't be suspicious. I stood in the window washing dishes for quite a while and saw him several times, even moving the dish around. He is still meowing and I have since added a water dish, thinking perhaps he is dehydrated.

Spam cornflakes and brown sugar is such an interesting combination

 

[LucyBee01]

Asking someone if they were a dunker and being politely asked what that bdsm term meant!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yah I'm totally worried about YOUR germs on my shoes... Not you getting sick, that was totally not the concern at all

Of course. I only regret that I didn't fully make that clear, and that my tongue-shoe-germs can somehow not become a barrier to our relationship.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Waking to a text from a friend. Glad to have such loyal ones.

 

[Cakecups]

Of course. I only regret that I didn't fully make that clear, and that my tongue-shoe-germs can somehow not become a barrier to our relationship.

Mmm you can't get rid me that easily

 

[Farawyn]

Hanging out with my brother who still makes me laugh more than anyone. Ever.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hanging out with my brother who still makes me laugh more than anyone. Ever.

Yay brother!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Meeting some cousins for the first time as adults and having a wonderful time
A pic!

 

[Blue]

Watching the debate 30 minutes in.

Ahahhahahah
haaahahhahehehahaheh
eheheheeeheeeee

You're screwed.