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What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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Reading this thread and seeing the recent Princess Bride references and hearing about new toys gained, hope everyone enjoys. Speaking of which, Elle, if you haven't already, hope you enjoy the heelies!
 
The enormous belly laughs from my dark haired twin as his sister hugged him and played with him. :heart:
 
Physical therapist, as she strapped the e-stim unit to my leg: "Have you ever seen one of these in action?"
Me: "Not in a medical setting, no."
 
Miles Long said:
Physical therapist, as she strapped the e-stim unit to my leg: "Have you ever seen one of these in action?"
Me: "Not in a medical setting, no."
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*laughs gleefully*
What did she say? How was her face? TELL US!!
Hi by the way :D
 
I keep hearing posters here speak of bread butts in various threads. Figuring it was some inside clique speak used by a resident group of forum members I figured I'd search it and see what is this thing they call "bread butt" is all about. When searched I got the following.

Bread butt:

One who's conception is the result of an accidental leakage and transfer of semen from the soon-to-be mother's anus to her vagina. Assuming the feces covered sperm reach an egg cell and successfully fertilize said cell, the outcome will be a rather poor excuse for a human child. This child will be forever ridden with terrible hygiene and an uncommonly low level of intelligence.

I seriously wasn't expecting some anal scat fetid sperm migrating sub group lol what the hell???

The three of us in my living room all laughed for a good five minutes.
 
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Sometimes people are literally only talking about the end pieces of a loaf of bread.
That is... odd.
 
I'd defiantly liked what I thought it was before "the ends of loaves of bread" much better then after I searched it. I was like ohh gross TMI lol
 
Vorpalone said:
I'd defiantly liked what I thought it was before "the ends of loaves of bread" much better then after I searched it. I was like ohh gross TMI lol
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Lol yes it was the end of the loaves of bread, but now I learned something new!
 
Vorpalone said:
I keep hearing posters here speak of bread butts in various threads. Figuring it was some inside clique speak used by a resident group of forum members I figured I'd search it and see what is this thing they call "bread butt" is all about. When searched I got the following.

Bread butt:

One who's conception is the result of an accidental leakage and transfer of semen from the soon-to-be mother's anus to her vagina. Assuming the feces covered sperm reach an egg cell and successfully fertilize said cell, the outcome will be a rather poor excuse for a human child. This child will be forever ridden with terrible hygiene and an uncommonly low level of intelligence.

I seriously wasn't expecting some anal scat fetid sperm migrating sub group lol what the hell???

The three of us in my living room all laughed for a good five minutes.
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That has me laughing out loud!!
You didn't make that up? Really?
I promise I was talking about the ends of the bread, and French Toast!
 
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