What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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France, Athens, Hawaii, Cherokee. Damn I love my life! I LOVE IT! THANK YOU GOD! Always taking good care of me and Wayne, you know I'll share my stories with you as you live vicariously through me. Each day brings a new, brighter smile to my face...
 
~ John Connolly's new book. Technically it's not a comedy, it's a very serious thriller, but I've been so excited about this book coming out, waited almost a year, 25 pages in and I'm smiling because it's so darn good, it was worth the wait:D
 
Being reminded how fortunate we are while looking at a photo of a woman and her saying it was the first time in her life she had been able to afford to buy a summer dress and so she was taking a picture of her wearing it to mark the occasion.

Catalina:catroar:
 
This happened Wednesday...

Had emailed a good guy friend of mine to check on him and his family as I had not heard from him for a while..I had sent him some pics of my nephew..He wrote back and said where are some of you and don't say you are not pretty and didn't take any..LOL...So he got on MSN and was bugging me and I sent them to him and he told me see you are pretty.I told him no and he said if I didn't hush he was going to kick my ass...LOL..that made me smile and laugh both..he is my dearest male friend..
 
France, Athens, Hawaii, Cherokee. Damn I love my life! I LOVE IT! THANK YOU GOD! Always taking good care of me and Wayne, you know I'll share my stories with you as you live vicariously through me. Each day brings a new, brighter smile to my face...

WOW, H, totally cool!! Have a great time!!


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Hearing his voice in an unexpected phone call and him telling me that he misses me, that his business in MXC is nearly complete and that he would rather come home early and spend the rest of his vacation (until the second week of June) here in Atlanta with me. *giggles* How could I turn THAT down??
 
It's raining out! And I'm working inside, nice and warm and cozy. And tonight when I get home I'll be able to hear the rain and the wind, lulling me to sleep. This morning I got to walk through it, feeling the wetness slick over my skin and trickle onto my eyelids after lifting. Closed my eyes and tipped up my face to catch the cool drops. Ah, the rain reminds me of home. There's something about a rainy day...maybe I just like being wet :D
 
Things That Made My Day


Waking up to a most beautiful day
A hot steamy and fulfilling shower
A most amazing friend loving me
Slippin into my skinny jeans and finding a $100 bill
Getting all my chores done (for the most part)
Accidentally hitting my old neighbors mail box
Not getting caught for hitting the mailbox
A wonderful mani/pedi
Getting my two brand new dresses delivered
Plans for 'good' Mexican food with friends tonight


Today has been wonderful, I'd say.


ETA: CARLOS IS COMING BACK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wild snoopy dance*
 
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I'm going home. And it's gonna be weird, but I'll be able to see my family, and snuggle with the kittens, and play tunes with my dad and go hiking with friends. It's all booked and I think the insanity has finally died down enough that I'll be safe there. *hugs self* I'm gonna climb some mountains. And join a rope bondage group. And attend my old church. And go dancing in the city. I really love knowing that things are going to work out ok. It's a nice feeling for sure. Gives me a lot of hope for the future and, well, while my optimism is pretty ingrained today it's being buffered by real-life good news :) *happy dance* gonna visit home depot too and try not to drool at everything too obviously lol.
 
Finding out get IRS stimulus check june 6th. :) So will have after return from Vermont and can order tickets to see ColdPlay in Atlanta in November. My favorite band. :)
 
What is 100%

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.

It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. (you know who you are)


REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!
 
OK so can yet again see you ladies are soo right. Men just don't read profiles. As get a pm from guy saying he is bored in hotel room in Charleston. I sent back ,"You do know I'm a guy right?" LOL it is just too funny. Might qualify for asshat pm lol. And since when is sitting in hotel room bored ever work as a opening line anyway. lol
 
OK so can yet again see you ladies are soo right. Men just don't read profiles. As get a pm from guy saying he is bored in hotel room in Charleston. I sent back ,"You do know I'm a guy right?" LOL it is just too funny. Might qualify for asshat pm lol. And since when is sitting in hotel room bored ever work as a opening line anyway. lol

Answer to the PM - "So, how good a dick d'ya suck?" :devil:
 
A text from my ex....sarcastic, but showing he cares a lot :D

I don't think anyone has loved me as much as him. I'm so glad to have him in my life still. I hope he can come visit.
 
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