What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

Some one from lit passed away.

I tried to save a file and it just disappeared. Neither here nor there.

Tried to mow the farmyard at lunchtime - got my mower stuck.

Figured I’d fire up the tractor and pull it out. Couldn’t get it started.

Was that kinda day.
 
Oh boy the annual Property tax scam/ripoff arrived today.

Wonderful I get to pay close to 2K to keep something I've already bought and paid for.And guess what they increase it every year.

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I was on the 5 going to a trade show I was working, and stuck in traffic. So decided to put my eyelashes on, while traffic was at a standstill still. My foot slipped off the brake, and I hit a car. I said “fuck” and cried when the driver of the car I hit screamed and cursed at me, I wish I had put it in park. I scratched his rear bumper thing.
 
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