What Made You Say Fuck Today.

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Definitely stings. I got two in one nostril in one go... never again.


I’d actually say it hurt more than my nipple

haha she yelled ouch when it happened and it bled more than I thought. But I asked the lady about the nipples. She said she actually enjoys piercing those more.
I'm just a chicken.

I'm hoping to get my breast reduction this year. So I'll wait until after that. ;)
 
I was driving down the road when a dude in a Mercedes flies by me. Then he comes up on a slower car in the left lane, that is about to make a left turn, and he starts to come over into my lane where I am. I slam on the brakes, swerve and hit my horn to avoid the collision. Fuck that was close.
 
Nodding off during a movie, backing it up and nodding off again - like 5 times. There were words in that scene that kept putting me to sleep - and it's an action flick!
 
Going back to work after two weeks of drinking enough wine to float a battleship!
 
Back in the office and not being able to do my work because the moms wanted to use my office as the "Let's talk about the shit that went down over the weekend" for 3 hours!
 
finding out this morning that I ordered bacon and egg biscuits when I ordered groceries this week instead of sausage and egg.. Ick. And I've got 7 more to fucking choke down before I can get more.
 
A New England "Liertarian" telling me that I cannot use "white men" as a precursor to a discussion, because that, in itself, is racist.

And then her telling me that she believes I'm whining, that I'm owed something, when in fact, never said I was.

Fucking holier-than-thou BITCH!
 
Someone decided to move things around without telling me before they left and that pisses me off.
 
Coworker leaving an hour a half early but listing he worked a full 9 hours
 
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