What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[SassySheDevil]

The obnoxiousness of robot chicken.

 

[Echo5Mike]

this thread.....FUUUUUUCK

 

[catherinewheel77]

This Indian food. My mouth is an inferno but fortunately I’ve got the ideal PK on hand.

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

Stubbing my foot in the cold.

 

[smtst5]

My coworker telling me about his wife shaving her pussy before meeting me for dinner tonight.

 

[Xerxes82]

I almost burned my Costco Spanakopita Triangles
because I was thinking about you.
FuuccK

They came out perfect though.
Nice and golden.

Jealous! (Is it because she's thinking it about someone else, or because she has Spanakopita? You decide! )

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

My heavy mixing bowl falling off of the counter and cracking!!! Thank goodness it was plastic and empty. But still, fuck!!!

 

[HardWolfXX]

the thoughts swimming in my head at this time of the morning

 

[lurkingguy1978]

A long, long overdue clearing out of my inbox and my head.

 

[Xerxes82]

8am. Fuck off clock dude.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Working today and the very thought I need to start drinking ASAP

 

[AlwaysFara]

Working today and the very thought I need to start drinking ASAP

Seeing this girl here.

 

[Lollygirl26]

My friend. She asked me to come over. Her now ex just beat her. Lucky he's not there i do carry.

 

[GoAztecs]

The cost of new glasses

 

[steve6161]

My damn Cat I'm tired of being a play toy to a cat LoL

 

[KarenB59]

My dog peed in the floor and didn't tell me. I stepped in it wearing just socks.

 

[clistenovena]

The cost of new glasses

Right?


Adam Levine made me say it. Actually, "I want Adam Levine" followed the utterance of the titular word.

I mean, look at the man...
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ba/23/1b/ba231b00b8b66577134a585a546add2c--adam-levine.jpg

~le sigh~

 

[Xerxes82]

A sex dream

 

[AlwaysFara]

My roasted brussels sprouts in bacon grease. Fuuuuck.

 

[jasonmason]

Incompetent coworkers

 

[standard1]

A surprise visit from relatives of the in-law variety.

 

[standard1]

And trying to figure out why there’s such a fuckin huge picture of Adam Levine up there. ^^

 

[AlwaysFara]

And trying to figure out why there’s such a fuckin huge picture of Adam Levine up there. ^^

Because fuck, it’s fucking hot.

 

[standard1]

Because fuck, it’s fucking hot.

Ok. I fuckin get it.

 

[Fish_Tales]

The thought that another year has passed...