What Made You Say Fuck Today.

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My parents being in an accident on their way back from the East Coast. My brother has gone to get them. I've already told them I'm taking the keys and they're grounded. :mad::eek::rose:

That must have been scary, glad they're okay and thank God.
 
The depths to which a certain segment of the American public will go to make themselves feel better.

(Sports fans, that is)
 
Do I need a different reason than a Monday morning?

Didn't think so... Final answer Regis!
 
Stepping out of the office and into the Florida swamp weather upstate NY is currently "enjoying."
 
Pushing myself to walk during my lunch break, getting enough time in for my fitbit to show I walked but one minute less than I needed to count as the day's exercise. I've been so sore the last couple of days.. fuck.
 
Google maps kept freezing on my phone, so I managed to make a 3 minute trip take 13 minutes. The ass kicker was I made it to and inside of the industrial complex just fine and on time, thus I managed to get lost in a glorified parking lot for 10 minutes, yet again. Fuck, I am seriously the most directional challenged person ever

Haven't seen an eye doctor since, well, near the turn of the century, turns out my prescription still hasn't changed, but fuck their technology sure has, 4 different rooms and 5 machines to confirm nothing about my vision has changed in 25 years.

I have been buying $6 zenni optical glasses since the dawn of internet shopping. My vision plan pays like $70 for eyeglasses, so I figured I'd price them at the doctors office. Yup zenni here I come, fuck, eyeglasses at the optometrists are expensive.

My gas station's pump credit card readers are down, still. Fuck, I have to go inside and prepay, again.
 
I've yelled a few 'fucks' at Google maps on my phone lately also for the same reason. It's a relatively new phone so I wasn't sure if it was the phone or the app. Guess it's not just me...So irritating though. Does that qualify as a first-world problem?

Google maps kept freezing on my phone, so I managed to make a 3 minute trip take 13 minutes. The ass kicker was I made it to and inside of the industrial complex just fine and on time, thus I managed to get lost in a glorified parking lot for 10 minutes, yet again. Fuck, I am seriously the most directional challenged person ever

Haven't seen an eye doctor since, well, near the turn of the century, turns out my prescription still hasn't changed, but fuck their technology sure has, 4 different rooms and 5 machines to confirm nothing about my vision has changed in 25 years.

I have been buying $6 zenni optical glasses since the dawn of internet shopping. My vision plan pays like $70 for eyeglasses, so I figured I'd price them at the doctors office. Yup zenni here I come, fuck, eyeglasses at the optometrists are expensive.

My gas station's pump credit card readers are down, still. Fuck, I have to go inside and prepay, again.
 
Two fucks today related to the same thing. Had a 20 ton bottle jack slip and catch the edge of my thumb against a cinder block, nice black tint on the edge of my thumbnail. Then while crawling under the building and positioning another 20 ton jack I caught the fleshy part of a finger between the jack and the block that I was placing it on, a bit of skin removed. :rolleyes:
 
Two fucks today related to the same thing. Had a 20 ton bottle jack slip and catch the edge of my thumb against a cinder block, nice black tint on the edge of my thumbnail. Then while crawling under the building and positioning another 20 ton jack I caught the fleshy part of a finger between the jack and the block that I was placing it on, a bit of skin removed. :rolleyes:

*hiss* Ouch...
And I just said fuck for you.
 
After asking for Friday as a vacation day and getting a noncommittal "if nothing is going on", I just got two interviews put on my calendar for Friday afternoon. FUCK!!!!
 
A good fuck: Seeing the neighbor's nieces, using her pool, having lunch AND reading some of their summer reading books

A bad fuck: Phone call from work, informing that one of the vice president's lost his wife this morning. They think a brain aneurysm.

A weird fuck: Walking into the house after swimming and freezing my ass off. The thermometers read 79 and 76 respectively, but damn it feels colder
 
Well...a particular PM, but not in a good way. :(

The sales guy from the home improvement company.
You were there 2 hours. It took maybe 30 min ...hell let's go with 45...to do the measurements etc.
And then..."no I can't give you written quote, if we can't get you sign today..."
Seriously? On a $12,000 job? Rigggghhhhhhtttt....

Nope, waste of my time. fucker...

And then! I forgot my fucking badge...so...I can't go do what I had hoped to do down in the super secret facility....

fuck me....
 
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