What Made You Say Fuck Today.
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Deacon_Voss
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ydahecnot
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But do you like pina coladas?
VanGogh66
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Good one, didn't even think of the set up when I wrote that
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Our redneck town's 4th of July parade. It included the walking of a decorated and glitterfied bull with equally decorated chick riding (red, white, and blue of course). The bull had the biggest balls anyone has ever seen (And it is a farming town). Fuck, they were huge, and everyone was commenting. Now the bull with giant balls is the talk of the town and it's 1000 people, and the most interesting "float" to ever walk Main St in any of our parades.... Probably the most interesting thing to ever be on Main street or in town ever. It is a really small town. For weeks people will be asking, "Did you go to the parade? Did you see the fucking balls on that bull? Omg, they were soooo fucking big. Who owns that bull?" Poor pretty chick, overshadowed by her big balled bull.
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RjThoughts
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Let me tell you, big bull balls might be great, but shoveling his shit ain't such a good thing! LOL
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Tourists who can't drive a traffic circle/round about.....grrrr
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Ta Tas (boobs)
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A crazy thunderstorm that left me stranded in my car.
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Hopefully it was only in a parking lot as you waited for the storm to pass. I got caught in a flash flood once during a violent thunderstorm and almost didn't make it out of it, but the water didn't make it into the air intake.
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PrettyLilPussy
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Yes! I was in a parking lot. And the wind picked up a whole line of shopping carts and sent them speeding across the lot. It's was an intense 30 minutes. But all safe.
It'll be a wet 4th for me.
tnman03
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Yes! I was in a parking lot. And the wind picked up a whole line of shopping carts and sent them speeding across the lot. It's was an intense 30 minutes. But all safe.
It'll be a wet 4th for me.
Yeah, I've been caught up in a few of those types of thunderstorms before. The straight-line winds can get pretty crazy and do some incredible damage. Rip off roofs, tear tops out of trees or blow them down. Badness on steroids. Glad your okay.
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My toddler calling my MIL mommy, her laughing, and encouraging him to keep doing it.
greeneyedvirgin
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That's just wrong!
greeneyedvirgin
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Having to slam on my brakes in my driveway, just going around the turn and down the hill, because momma deer and her twins were in the way.
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Glad someone else thinks so. *fumes*
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That's fucked.
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AlpineFresco
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Wow - that's all kinds of messed up!
greeneyedvirgin
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You can always teach the toddler to call her (insert name she hates) or something else. Lol
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