What made you laugh today?

[Noor]

A caterpillar

 

[Anastasia1999]

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I just came up with it and it made me giggle

This reminds me of the telephone game we used to do as teenagers. 4 of us take turns ringing a random number and and ask for Denton F. Buchanan. Ring a final time in the evening and say „hi, this is Denton F. Buchanan, are there any messages for me??“

 

[dkak001]

A bunch of very cold birds at the feeder. They were all hugely puffed up, and all looked like angry birds!

 

[Tallulah82]

My husband doing something that he wasn't sure was 'right', and when I confirmed it was 'right', he did an excited dance celebrating the moment that he'd achieved the impossible. What a doofus.

 

[TongueLust]

A post. One thing I can say, they've always been consistent.

 

[fsa52]

Out of the blue, while driving this morning, a childhood Italian song popped into my head. It sounds cute in Italian, but translated to English it’s bizarre.

Cinderella, Cinderella, you wanted to get married, but you had crooked legs and couldn’t walk.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Out of the blue, while driving this morning, a childhood Italian song popped into my head. It sounds cute in Italian, but translated to English it’s bizarre.

Cinderella, Cinderella, you wanted to get married, but you had crooked legs and couldn’t walk.

Ok that made me laugh now too!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

A silly text from my daughter

 

[jason28053]

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[AnalCreampieGiver]

Memes about a certain political break up I've laughed more over the past couple days than I have in a long time

 

[Tallulah82]

A 'news' article that turned out to be a dad joke. Very well written.

 

[Tallulah82]

"Thanks to the teachers who instilled in me such a love of English that I'm perpetually mortified when reading the Internet."

Exactly.

 

[beachbaby179]

People watching.

 

[Tallulah82]

Me. I'm a funny fucker.

Also, about ten minutes ago, my alarm rang and I said in a very dramatic whine, "oh my god, I've just sat down, can't I even get a rest nowadays?" My husband looked at me, and I said "I know I've been sat here for an hour, but still. It's not fair!" And stood up and walked like Kevin to the kitchen. Making him laugh, makes me laugh.

 

[Carson19820]

One of my employees, in moving an old couch for disposal, said "that smells like old piss. Like...1978 piss!"

 

[lifeisgood3976]

A man was very upset with his daughter's boyfriend for taking her virginity.

The boyfriend apologized and said it would never happen again.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Listening to an argument between parents at my son’s soccer game a few minutes ago and it’s clear neither of them knows the rules so another parent asked me to educate them both. I was enjoying the show and didn’t want to get involved…

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'd forgotten that part in the movie COPYCAT where they guy calls her panties
"Squirrel curtains".

 

[KyleR215]

I was sitting on the beach today and I keep track of where the tide is going while I am there.

A family thought that they would set up in front of me, chairs, umbrellas, coolers…. The “I am going to be ahead of you” or “I want to be as close to the water as I can” family. And then they left, leaving their stuff behind.

Within an hour, the tide was coming against their “camp”. Within two hours the water was under the chairs and lapping against the coolers.

In hour three, they came back to the beach, their stuff wet and having to move behind me and others to “have a spot” on the beach.

I love people watching

 

[TongueLust]

The rooster scaring little gent.

 

[beachbaby179]

Mama drama.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The term "AVagate" had me laughing.

 

[TongueLust]

My twisted thoughts.

 

[TongueLust]

Her reaction when he walked in on our make-out session.