What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was sitting on the beach. I know the tides, I have the apps. I know when the waves are coming and going.

Today I was on the beach and a woman and her husband wanted to get as close to the water as possible. She set her towel down and laid on her stomach and unfastened her bikini top.

She was a nice looking woman. About my age.

She was to my side and slightly forward from me. The wave broke sending water up and into her area soaking her towel that she was laying on.

She leaped up from the sudden intrusion and giving the beach a full view of her tits. She was all about the towel, the chair and her beach bag that she never thought to cover up right away.

I saw, as did much of the beach, her tits out on full display, and I loved every moment of it. I even had to go into the water to cool my arousal down.

It made ma laugh but also made me hard
 
My husband saying retired people shouldn't be allowed on the roads in the morning. Normally I'm the one ranting. 😂
Don't blame it on retired folks, it's ANYONE who has their head so far up their arse that they can't breathe, let alone operate a motor vehicle. In today's world that's a good 50% of those on the roadways. Young and old alike, Prius, Yugo, Mercedes, BMW, what they drive doesn't matter.

Anymore, if the vehicle can't be run by an app off their phone, they simply can't operate it, even then they'd still be a menace on the roadways.
 
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