what made you kick yourself in the ass today?

[silverwhisper]

i commute into the city by train. most days, my wife drops me off and picks me up at night. but now and again, esp if we've been drinking, i drive myself there.

friday, i got off the train and failed to see her waiting. i figured that the train was a bit early so i waited patiently for a good 10-15 mins. b/c the weather wasn't particularly good, at that point i called her.

that's when she reminded me: "hunny, you drove yourself today, remember?"

i think my ass is still sore from kicking myself.

so what have you done that's making you kick yourself in the ass?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

How long of a list do you want?

 

[Eilan]

Nothing yet, but the day's not over.

 

[Guest]

 

[privyjo]

Unable to kick myself in the ass cuz I have been really busy shooting myself in the foot and it is pretty mangled right now ...

 

[Aleka]

Unable to kick myself in the ass cuz I have been really busy shooting myself in the foot and it is pretty mangled right now ...

LOL!

I myself called my new boss the wrong name....Ouch! Let's ope I stil have a job tomorrow....

 

[Eilan]

I myself called my new boss the wrong name....Ouch! Let's ope I stil have a job tomorrow....

If you don't, you can return to this thread and tell us all about it. Welcome to Lit, BTW.

WMMKMITAT: Still nothing. Amazing.

 

[Jailhouse]

I let myself get caught up in a stupid Lit debate about gun control and, when I realized I'd been posting off and on in there for about 12 hours, I realized I'd been drawn into a stupid discussion and was led around by the nose by idiots. Made me feel like a complete moron, and nobody but myself to blame.

God dammit.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I just got notification today...

Days til my first hockey game: 17

Times I've worked out since last season ended: 0

You do the math. It's gonna be a long couple of weeks.

 

[bobsgirl]

This was many years ago. I was half-asleep, and my husband asked me a question, and I called him by another man's name. Oops.

 

[tbs230]

A few weeks ago I tripped over some bus steps while walking by, thought that I had just sprained my arm, found out later it was a fractured elbow...I didn't get the bus number...I would kick myself, but any sudden movement makes my arm hurt like hell.

 

[Flyin_Free]

i commute into the city by train. most days, my wife drops me off and picks me up at night. but now and again, esp if we've been drinking, i drive myself there.

friday, i got off the train and failed to see her waiting. i figured that the train was a bit early so i waited patiently for a good 10-15 mins. b/c the weather wasn't particularly good, at that point i called her.

that's when she reminded me: "hunny, you drove yourself today, remember?"

i think my ass is still sore from kicking myself.

so what have you done that's making you kick yourself in the ass?

ed

That's actually funny


A few months ago I had the brilliant idea of wearing fake fingernails. They actually looked really good and stayed on great for the first few days. Then one day as I was just about to run out the door to work, I ran my fingers through my hair and noticed that I only had 4 fingernails on. I fealt all over in my hair but couldn't find anything. Even had my sitter take a look, but she said there was nothing there. I decided it must have fallen off earlier and ran out the door to work.

That day all the bigwigs from head office came in and we all met them. When I got home from work the first thing my daughter says to me is "Mom, why do you have a fingernail in your hair?" So I spent the day at work with a fingernail in my hair....and got to meet all the big bosses like that. I've never worn them since.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

I let myself get caught up in a stupid Lit debate about gun control and, when I realized I'd been posting off and on in there for about 12 hours, I realized I'd been drawn into a stupid discussion and was led around by the nose by idiots. Made me feel like a complete moron, and nobody but myself to blame.

God dammit.

Bend over, I'll do it for you.


I ran to the bank this morning to deposit my check. I get in line, finally get up to the teller and no check...wait, no purse, no brain cells. Repeat steps 1,2,3...

 

[Jailhouse]

Bend over, I'll do it for you...

Hey now...

 

[NaughtyLil1]

Hey now...

Sorry. I'll behave.

 

[Jailhouse]

Sorry. I'll behave.

Pants. On. Fire.

 

[M's girl]

A few weeks ago I tripped over some bus steps while walking by, thought that I had just sprained my arm, found out later it was a fractured elbow...I didn't get the bus number...I would kick myself, but any sudden movement makes my arm hurt like hell.

It's a sign.

It's a sign that says if you trip the bus is not to blame.

*shakes head* ..... Americans....

 

[tbs230]

I'm Haitian, born and bred...

It's a sign.

It's a sign that says if you trip the bus is not to blame.

*shakes head* ..... Americans....

It's the new buses with the ramps in the front, he raised it up while I was walking over it, threw me right onto the sidewalk, flat on my face, I say tripped because it's just easier than to explain that every time...My biggest worry was making sure I was okay...the bus driver didn't even ask if I was alright, he just left...I thought he was an ass and kept it moving, but then the pain wouldn't go away, went to the ER...broken elbow...now I'm just pissed because every time I feel that pain, it reminds me that this idiot is still driving around, capable of doing this to someone else...

 

[silverwhisper]

sending my overseas colleagues the wrong fucking file, thereby screwing up the shipments something fierce. didn't help that within 15 mins of talking to one of my colleagues, my customer completely changed his mind about something.

ed

 

[AboutFace]

Trying to call the asshole that didn't bother to call me for 4 days after my surgery, didn't respond to email - and seemed pissed off when he IMd me.... even though the DAY before surgery, he wanted to know RIGHT AWAY how it went.

Yes - I actually have tried to call the asshole a couple of times today.

 

[Phaedre]

Losing my temper. In a big way. With my oldest.

<hangs head in shame>

 

[silverwhisper]

i was about to create an actual new thread in how to, asking about how to modify the flavor of my cum, having already looked in the blank manual and not found it there.

then, just before i started typing it up, i took one last look through and sure enough, there it was.

i'm such a doofus some mornings. i'm just glad i didn't submit the new thread!

ed