What kind of young woman wears crocks?

[sirhugs]

the sort that fucks in the garden of course.

not sure if it is dad who saw son's gf's crocks in back porch & asked him, leading to dad having sex with the gf (or just voyeurism?) or some other plot bunny...

 

[Carnevil9]

the sort that fucks in the garden of course.

not sure if it is dad who saw son's gf's crocks in back porch & asked him, leading to dad having sex with the gf (or just voyeurism?) or some other plot bunny...

Egads, I hate those things. Ugly and complete boner-killers.

"I cried because I had no shoes. Until I met a man who only wore Crocks."

 

[Hypoxia]

What if they're counterfeit Crocs, not the real thing? Lots of counterfeits out there, I read.

 

[Carnevil9]

What if they're counterfeit Crocs, not the real thing? Lots of counterfeits out there, I read.

I read that too, but I think it was a crock.

 

[callmeismael]

There must be a scene where she's picking strawberries, accidentally steps on one, and then not wanting to let it go to waste, takes off her rubber shoe and licks the juices off, at which point the neighbour, watching through the fence, mutters, "Yeah, that's it you dirty little crocsucker..."