What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Sweet_Lara]

Hope you’re not allergic to stings!

No allergies but might make me swell a bit.

 

[ydahecnot]

Let’s get ready to bumble!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Bee right there!

 

[BadAmy]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

Yeah, he's one of them theater pricks.

Theater pricks are the best pricks!

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

"What was my purpose again? It's been so long, I've forgotten."

 

[ydahecnot]

Bee right there!

Groooan

 

[BongoGal]

Maybe we should see other people.

 

[Corbal]

Maybe we should see other people.

Goals.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Maybe we should see other people.

Touche

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

I know you have an autoimmune disorder, but why aren't the pharmaceuticals helping?

 

[Rapha_79]

It’s having an existential crisis.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Threads getting some action , but , can “ dick “ keep it up

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

"If I've told you once, I've told you ten thousand times: I'm not into strangling. Why don't you take me anyplace nice anymore?"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dang girl, you are extremely picky!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Stop touching me!! Seriously, I'm chaffing!!! USE MORE LUBE!!!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Oh shit, not another picture!

 

[BadAmy]

that was really nice, can we do it again?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

"Take me for a walk! Tube tops are out there and there's still a chill in the air. Nipple-hunting season, man! I don't feel like I know you anymore."

 

[hotwords229_A]

You’re more into this idea than you thought.

 

[Taegul]

"My neighbor is a real asshole."

 

[Fingerfuxs]

= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtkI87FeqOY


= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olm0KUtsFE8

Baseball ️

 

[AlexBailey]

I am so confused.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Under the head! How many times do I need to tell you?”

 

[BrainTeez]

"My neighbor is a real asshole."

LOL !

 

[BongoGal]

"Maybe try your left hand. You know...switch it up a bit."