What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Taegul]

I need to work on my tan.

 

[Qky75]

Clearly it has gone senile having had no social interaction other than my twin hands.....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Dust me off! At least make me LOOK like I get used regularly!!

 

[Artfan2]

My trusted purple friend, always there in times of need

Does the whole thing need to be purple, or just the tip?

 

[keenreplayer]

Yes ones just popped in

sorry that was a long time ago. Things got a bit crazy this side

 

[Kittycity]

I'm telling you I've got attention deficit disorder.. if you gave me more attention I'd have less disorder!!

 

[Apisto42]

I could do with a wank.

 

[keenreplayer]

I'm telling you I've got attention deficit disorder.. if you gave me more attention I'd have less disorder!!

You have all my attention due to my disorder LOL

 

[keenreplayer]

You have all my attention due to my disorder LOL

Obviously that my dick talking about his disorder … which is taken as an order from her. LOL

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Dick: " Want to go back to the Spanish beaches..."

 

[J_Bone]

Why do I always have to work so hard on weekends?

 

[Taegul]

My ASMR YouTube channel doesn't have nearly enough subscribers.

 

[Taegul]

I'm in the mood for a buffet.

 

[Booboobear84]

I’m so not in the mood (home sick)

 

[hairball18]

You dumbass I told you not to think.

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Shut up. That's how you got in trouble the last time.

 

[Chillygirl]

Hello…is anyone out there?

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Fuck it. Why not? I can totally drink enough to make you look cute.

 

[smtst5]

Up periscope

 

[MiaBabe23]

The next time is gonna make your dick forget its own name

 

[smtst5]

When did the 70ies come back in style?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

…and your depression is my problem how?

 

[Sconnie69]

Tonight is going to be different.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

That it needs to hide in a wet warm hole

 

[drobert44]

That it needs to hide in a wet warm hole

Need my sissy to suck it dry again.