What is with these people that are only interested in role-playing?

[GimpyIntellect]

They're weird, right?

I start chatting up this broad a few nights ago, and I asked her how old she is. She tells me she can be any age I want her to be. This is my first inkling that she was a weirdo.

I told her to fax me a copy of her birth certificate and I would figure it out.

Later I tried getting her to tell me where she lived, and she went on telling me it depends where our story is set.

Why are so many people into pretend stuff nowadays? I don't get it.

She's just lucky I'm desperate and lonely, and continued pestering her for the next six hours.

 

[barefootgirl69]

They're weird, right?

I start chatting up this broad a few nights ago, and I asked her how old she is. She tells me she can be any age I want her to be. This is my first inkling that she was a weirdo.

I told her to fax me a copy of her birth certificate and I would figure it out.

Later I tried getting her to tell me where she lived, and she went on telling me it depends where our story is set.

Why are so many people into pretend stuff nowadays? I don't get it.

She's just lucky I'm desperate and lonely, and continued pestering her for the next six hours.

Did you ask for proof that she was a she IRL? Or was he role-playing?

 

[renard_ruse]

...I start chatting up this broad a few nights ago...

A "broad"? Are you like 80 years old?

 

[Jamiegeo]

Whats the genre of this thread?
It will help ensure my characters reply is more authentic.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A "broad"? Are you like 80 years old?

Take it easy, daddy-o, don't be a fink. The dame he was birddoggin' was likely boss, a real McCoy, not a slipped Mickey or a wooden nickel. You'd be hip to his ship if you kept a grip on your lip, Chip.

 

[Maidboy]

Take it easy, daddy-o, don't be a fink. The dame he was birddoggin' was likely boss, a real McCoy, not a slipped Mickey or a wooden nickel. You'd be hip to his ship if you kept a grip on your lip, Chip.

Aw-reet skeet! Bet that dame was one classy tomato, Joe! Solid Jackson!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We're all Charlie Sheen now...

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[Typo Fu Master]

They're weird, right?

I start chatting up this broad a few nights ago, and I asked her how old she is. She tells me she can be any age I want her to be. This is my first inkling that she was a weirdo.

I told her to fax me a copy of her birth certificate and I would figure it out.

Later I tried getting her to tell me where she lived, and she went on telling me it depends where our story is set.

Why are so many people into pretend stuff nowadays? I don't get it.

She's just lucky I'm desperate and lonely, and continued pestering her for the next six hours.

You failed your Intelligence check. Roll a D20 to try again.[/geek humor]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

With almost no one using their real names or photos, and more men being fake women in the forums, it all seems to be a big drama. Some of the Alts are even flirting with their own Alts.

Just a bunch of gay guys pretending to be dumb fuckin broads with DDD's and looking for a stud muffin to suck.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm even real! Maybe you should get a job with UPS.

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't role play so I don't know for sure, but I think it is because real life sucks. No sucking in role play.....or maybe there is.

 

[Conager]

...and then there are those who have such detailed specifications and expectations oc the other person's role that they might as well script both sides of the entire dialog.

Not, come to think of it, that it is that much different than how some approach what passes for real life.

 

[CTFD]

Role playing does absolutely nothing for me. It is more of a turn off. Also the dress up and pretend.

 

[Tryharder62]

...and then there are those who have such detailed specifications and expectations oc the other person's role that they might as well script both sides of the entire dialog.

Not, come to think of it, that it is that much different than how some approach what passes for real life.

Is scripting both sides masturbation?

 

[juttjaw]

I cry 53 year old mouth breather with a sailor moon fetish.






Good luck.

 

[Tryharder62]

I cry 53 year old mouth breather with a sailor moon fetish.






Good luck.

I'm 50 and I have a bad cold ~ can't breath out of my nose. I howl at the moon! Does that work for you?.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[juttjaw]

I'm 50 and I have a bad cold ~ can't breath out of my nose. I howl at the moon! Does that work for you?.

I came 6 times since reading your message.

 

[Mrtenant]

They're weird, right?

I start chatting up this broad a few nights ago, and I asked her how old she is. She tells me she can be any age I want her to be. This is my first inkling that she was a weirdo.

I told her to fax me a copy of her birth certificate and I would figure it out.

Later I tried getting her to tell me where she lived, and she went on telling me it depends where our story is set.

Why are so many people into pretend stuff nowadays? I don't get it.

She's just lucky I'm desperate and lonely, and continued pestering her for the next six hours.

With almost no one using their real names or photos, and more men being fake women in the forums, it all seems to be a big drama. Some of the Alts are even flirting with their own Alts.

Just a bunch of gay guys pretending to be dumb fuckin broads with DDD's and looking for a stud muffin to suck.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm even real! Maybe you should get a job with UPS.

It was a dude.....