What is the weirdest thing someone has PMed you about?

[EmilyMiller]

This is kinda the flip-side of:

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...u-because-they-say-you-are-too-kinky.1575750/

For me, I think it was a strangulation / necrophilia combo. Yes, sign me up to be murdered and then fucked afterwards. He seemed also to be keen on dismemberment. I don’t know about other girls, but my pussy doesn’t get as wet when my corpse is being dismembered as it once used to, age I guess.

Now I don’t mind a bit of breath control, but call me old fashioned, this leading to me shuffling off this mortal coil is not on my bucket list.

For the avoidance of doubt, he didn’t seem to have role play in mind.

Em

 

[SmokingFap]

I have yet to receive a PM that shocked or disturbed me. But I'm always hopeful...

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have yet to receive a PM that shocked or disturbed me. But I'm always hopeful...

I could share some of mine. The same guy explained in detail how he was [literally] going to “fuck my eyes out”.

Em

 

[SmokingFap]

I could share some of mine. The same guy explained in detail how he was [literally] going to “fuck my eyes out”.

Em

That's hilarious! Feel free to PM me with YOUR most twisted experiences and/or fantasies. I've got more fetishes than I can count, so I'm sure we could find some common interests to explore. Or just laugh at some of your most bizarre PMs...

 

[EmilyMiller]

That's hilarious! Feel free to PM me with YOUR most twisted experiences and/or fantasies. I've got more fetishes than I can count, so I'm sure we could find some common interests to explore. Or just laugh at some of your most bizarre PMs...

Nothing quite compares to that one. I have had people threaten me with gang rape. Probably they picked on the wrong person there.

But the most prevalent is 13 yo wannabe doms whose introductory PM is “I have a 10 inch cock, obey me little girl”. I’m sure it works for them all the time. One guy claimed to have a 15 inch cock. I laughed so much I nearly came.

Em

 

[Btq97]

I had a pm from an individual claiming the he fucked his mom
kinda creepy and not my thing.
but so far the is the strangest

 

[NakedNymph]

But the most prevalent is 13 yo wannabe doms whose introductory PM is “I have a 10 inch cock, obey me little girl”. I’m sure it works for them all the time. One guy claimed to have a 15 inch cock. I laughed so much I nearly came.

I kind of wish I got some of those wannabe doms, I'd fucking eat them alive and not in the way they want

Some of my favorite PMs so far have been guys who put up a strong front but just melt in the palm of my hand out of horniness as soon as I assert any dominance Or so they claim, I don't have any way to verify their boners, but it's fun

 

[EmilyMiller]

I kind of wish I got some of those wannabe doms, I'd fucking eat them alive and not in the way they want

Some of my favorite PMs so far have been guys who put up a strong front but just melt in the palm of my hand out of horniness as soon as I assert any dominance Or so they claim, I don't have any way to verify their boners, but it's fun

I made the mistake of adding “Sub” to my user name. I got so much grief from “real” subs and so many wannabe doms it’s not funny.

I guess I’m not a sub the way the purists seem to define it (I wonder what the ISO thinks), just someone who enjoys being on the receiving end of BDSM stuff from time to time. I like giving it out on occasion as well. So I suppose I’m a switch, if that is even a designation.

But - and this is strange - I also got several sub-guys PM me. Mostly transvestites. Not sure how that came about.

Em

 

[NakedNymph]

I definitely identify as a switch (but tbh I only learned what that was from the BDSM test....I learned a lot of stuff by taking the BDSM test....), I like being submissive but only to people I really trust I think subs are hot, but I also don't know how much of that it is "I want to dom them!" versus "I want to be them!"

But I'm getting a bit off track here

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. No prior interaction, no hi, hello how are you. Just straight to random dudes laying out this fantasy of me fucking their wives with my "great white cock" while they watch and we laugh at them. It's never a normal message that could lead to us and his wife talking more in detail about it. It is always weird, overly specific and I'm not about it

 

[LizVegas79]

Nothing quite compares to that one. I have had people threaten me with gang rape. Probably they picked on the wrong person there.

But the most prevalent is 13 yo wannabe doms whose introductory PM is “I have a 10 inch cock, obey me little girl”. I’m sure it works for them all the time. One guy claimed to have a 15 inch cock. I laughed so much I nearly came.

Em

I've gotten the gang rape fantasies too - I find them very disturbing but unfortunately they are not the weirdest thing anyone has ever PM'd me. Someone claiming to have a 15" cock would make me laugh so much I might cum too Em LOL

I kind of wish I got some of those wannabe doms, I'd fucking eat them alive and not in the way they want

Some of my favorite PMs so far have been guys who put up a strong front but just melt in the palm of my hand out of horniness as soon as I assert any dominance Or so they claim, I don't have any way to verify their boners, but it's fun

There are a ton of wannabe doms on here but you're absolutely right NN, I've turned around several of those guys and made them my foot toys!

At the risk of outing someone on here, I'll go ahead and say it, the weirdest PMs I've gotten have been from a woman letting her male dog be a dog with her. I'm not sure I believe her, but I hate to even mention it because it's so far out there for me.

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

Strangest one I have received lately, not on lit but a adult hook up site.

Women started out fairly normal, loss of control fantasies etc.. basically wanted someone to tell her what to do.

Then after several exchanges she told me that she also wanted/needed to be drunk or high during the encounter.

Now I have had sex with many inebriated women but this one just sent shivers up my spine. I of course declined and told her that I wasn't comfortable at all with her requests and that not to contact me again.

To bad too as Anne and I both found her very attractive.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I've gotten the gang rape fantasies too - I find them very disturbing but unfortunately they are not the weirdest thing anyone has ever PM'd me. Someone claiming to have a 15" cock would make me laugh so much I might cum too Em LOL



There are a ton of wannabe doms on here but you're absolutely right NN, I've turned around several of those guys and made them my foot toys!

At the risk of outing someone on here, I'll go ahead and say it, the weirdest PMs I've gotten have been from a woman letting her male dog be a dog with her. I'm not sure I believe her, but I hate to even mention it because it's so far out there for me.

The last tops mine.

Ugh!

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. No prior interaction, no hi, hello how are you. Just straight to random dudes laying out this fantasy of me fucking their wives with my "great white cock" while they watch and we laugh at them. It's never a normal message that could lead to us and his wife talking more in detail about it. It is always weird, overly specific and I'm not about it

So it’s not just girls? I guess that sort of comforting. Sort of.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

So it’s not just girls? I guess that sort of comforting. Sort of.

Apparently not! No one is safe from strange messages

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. No prior interaction, no hi, hello how are you. Just straight to random dudes laying out this fantasy of me fucking their wives with my "great white cock" while they watch and we laugh at them. It's never a normal message that could lead to us and his wife talking more in detail about it. It is always weird, overly specific and I'm not about it

I've gotten those and my user name doesn't even mention anything about cocks (mine or otherwise)

I wonder about the sanity of anyone that would say "Yes, internet stranger, I will come fuck your wife for you. This doesn't set off major red flags to me at all. I hope you enjoy wearing my skin as a coat one day."

I have also had men PM me saying "I know your profile says you are straight, but would you like to see me jerk off on cam?"

Uh....let me think here.... do I want to suddenly decide on a whim to alter my sexual orientation (by choice) because of a PM I got some some random stranger? Hmmm... tough call here but gonna have to say no.

I have been hit on by dudes in the real world before. I get it.... we're talking somewhere and a guy decides to take a shot. It's always going to be a no for me but I understand that it takes guts to ask so I am nice about it. I have certainly hit on women after meeting them and getting to know them. (And been shot down more than I can recall) So if a dude at the bar has spent an hour taking to me and likes me and tries to see if I'm 100% straight or maybe he'll get lucky and I am bi curious.... I get that. It's a hard no, but I get it. At least he knows what I look like and something about me first.

But the guy on a PM who thinks "This total stranger that I know nothing about who could look like Shrek and who took the time to put STRAIGHT in his profile on a sex site where he would get no judgements for putting BI CURIOUS might be super excited to watch me jerk off! I'm gonna ask him!"

I mean what goes through that person's mind? Even if I did want to see that... it's the fucking internet. I can do a web search for laundry detergent with the safe filter off and get 3 results to videos of guys whacking it. Why would I suddenly decide to watch some random from a PM?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

So it’s not just girls? I guess that sort of comforting. Sort of.

Nope. Not just girls.

I feel pretty comfortable saying women get more of that crap by a large margin. But you don't get all of it.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I've gotten those and my user name doesn't even mention anything about cocks (mine or otherwise)

I wonder about the sanity of anyone that would say "Yes, internet stranger, I will come fuck your wife for you. This doesn't set off major red flags to me at all. I hope you enjoy wearing my skin as a coat one day."

I have also had men PM me saying "I know your profile says you are straight, but would you like to see me jerk off on cam?"

Uh....let me think here.... do I want to suddenly decide on a whim to alter my sexual orientation (by choice) because of a PM I got some some random stranger? Hmmm... tough call here but gonna have to say no.

I have been hit on by dudes in the real world before. I get it.... we're talking somewhere and a guy decides to take a shot. It's always going to be a no for me but I understand that it takes guts to ask so I am nice about it. I have certainly hit on women after meeting them and getting to know them. (And been shot down more than I can recall) So if a dude at the bar has spent an hour taking to me and likes me and tries to see if I'm 100% straight or maybe he'll get lucky and I am bi curious.... I get that. It's a hard no, but I get it. At least he knows what I look like and something about me first.

But the guy on a PM who thinks "This total stranger that I know nothing about who could look like Shrek and who took the time to put STRAIGHT in his profile on a sex site where he would get no judgements for putting BI CURIOUS might be super excited to watch me jerk off! I'm gonna ask him!"

I mean what goes through that person's mind?

All I can think of is it worked for someone and now their following thinks it'll work for them

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

All I can think of is it worked for someone and now their following thinks it'll work for them

Sort of like the guy who has been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.

SOMEONE fell for that or they would have quit long ago.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Sort of like the guy who has been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.

SOMEONE fell for that or they would have quit long ago.

You are totally right. It’s direct marketing. They spam everyone and two out of hundreds are desperate enough to bite.

 

[NakedNymph]

If we took the direct marketers and the bots and pitted them in a war against each other, I wonder who'd win......

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I had younger female "sub" that wanted me to kidnap her and take her to Mexico to have her limbs removed. She wanted nothing more that to be a quadriplegic used solely as a "fuck toy". Even had sent me graphic pics of women photoshopped to have their mouth replaced with a pussy. That whole intent made my hard limit list.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I had younger female "sub" that wanted me to kidnap her and take her to Mexico to have her limbs removed. She wanted nothing more that to be a quadriplegic used solely as a "fuck toy". Even had sent me graphic pics of women photoshopped to have their mouth replaced with a pussy. That whole intent made my hard limit list.

Prude.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Prude.

I know! I suppose I should be a little more open minded but she wouldn't be able to help me make myself a sandwich

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]