What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[719Jonny]

Well, fucking my exgf on office floor springs to mind. Her poor husband did not know she was on pill, and would interpret my spunk as her being horny later that night.
Had quite a few public and workplace fucks with her.
I also have a penchant for cumming into borrowed knickers or undies...

 

[rebmun1]

best friend

Guess the naughtiest thing I've done was fuck my best friends husband. We had a few good months affair and then he wanted new meat. He knew just how to satisfy. I liked it . Wish there were more around!

 

[open_minded28]

wow, some hot stuff in this thread!

Mine aren't so crazy I think, but this is what came to mind:

* Fingering girlfriend in the back of her moms truck while her mom drove us to a party (we were 15 I think) - she did a great job of staying quiet when she came!

* another GF stroked me under a pillow while on the couch at a party in her apartment (her head on the pillow as if tired)

* I was sitting on the hood of my car, parked in gas station on busy road. I dared GF to blow me there (you know how those nutty sexual conversations go), so she did!

* couple of threesomes with married couples looking for adventure - some VERY fond memories of there!

* fucked in the ocean with tons of people around us

* fingered a gf while I lay in a tent between her and her friend, who was (or pretended to be) asleep

* fucked gf in a campground with her sitting on the picnic table, even while people walked by (it was dark, but not THAT dark)

* sex in the woods a number of times (what is it about being in nature, anyway!?!)

* gf riding on the back of my motorcycle reached around me, opened my jeans as we rode, and started stroking me as we got on the highway

* friend sucked me while driving (my canadian highway story on Lit), didnt stop even when I warned her about truckers passing (who could see in)

* made a game of fingering gf in a busy restaurant - watching her try to maintain composure while interacting with the waiter was great fun!

* driving on vacation, 3 of our teens in the back seat. wife leans across to lay her head in my lap. pretended to sleep but was actually edging me with her hand.

* high school FMF in my parents basement

ok, so there was more than I thought!

 

[SuzyWho]

Went to a hotel room with five guys I met in the bar of a hotel I was staying on business trip.
Total strangers.

 

[fitandfresh]

Wow

Went to a hotel room with five guys I met in the bar of a hotel I was staying on business trip.
Total strangers.

You win lol.....My nearly being caught by the cops in a parking lot or getting bj on the highway or making out watching Taladega Nights in the cinema pales in comparison

 

[Desire_Girl]

Nothing, I'm boring.

 

[showzeroff]

Being A Professor

I am a professor at a private liberal arts college. They have a program where they'd house some of the faculty in student dorms. We'd live there for free. We were given a budget for activities, pizza parties, etc.
Students would drop in from time to time to chat, get help with a class or whatever. I enjoyed getting interrupted while I was working out in a skimpy leotard or yoga pants. I'd pretend that I wasn't aware of my exposure and continue to work out in front of them.
Yes, I ended up sleeping with several students who were half my age. I'd make them promise to never tell, knowing they probably would. I sometimes blush thinking of some of those times when we had sex. I did everything they wanted.

 

[joe432]

I am a professor at a private liberal arts college. They have a program where they'd house some of the faculty in student dorms. We'd live there for free. We were given a budget for activities, pizza parties, etc.
Students would drop in from time to time to chat, get help with a class or whatever. I enjoyed getting interrupted while I was working out in a skimpy leotard or yoga pants. I'd pretend that I wasn't aware of my exposure and continue to work out in front of them.
Yes, I ended up sleeping with several students who were half my age. I'd make them promise to never tell, knowing they probably would. I sometimes blush thinking of some of those times when we had sex. I did everything they wanted.

What do you teach other than private lessons in female anatomy?

 

[travelinma]

Nothing, I'm boring.

Time to change that.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

Nothing, I'm boring.

But honest!

 

[Karen_71]

Lifted my skirt up and showed my bare ankle.

 

[LucyintheSky19]

Fucked a stranger on a bus

Gone into men's toilet to give a blow job to a guy I only just met

 

[UgliestSon]

Did a bunch of blow with the pimp of some hooker I picked up. We did not share with her and she disappeared before I even got a BJ. Come to think of it I kinda got ripped off.

 

[MutualMike]

Mutual masturbation circle at a party, that in turn became a group fuck, we were all stoned, about 6 men and 6 women, we were all about 20.

 

[Snowbunnie12]

Recently... some very very intimate photos for a friend/lover...

 

[MutualMike]

Recently... some very very intimate photos for a friend/lover...

I'm sure you're friend/lover was most appreciative!

 

[Silvery65]

Sex on a park picnic table is one. Getting a blow job almost every day from an employees wife at lunch time in broad daylight at a park.

 

[MrEd63]

I'm hoping to surpass the blow job I got in my car in broad daylight on a busy street from my ex wife very soon

 

[suckonsimon]

Shagged a mate's woman who is 35 years younger than me. Not so naughty as he did invite me and wanted a text report when I was done. Added naughtiness is I still don't even know her name. Just snog, strip, suck, shag.

 

[Just4you2use44]

My girlfriend bent me over the couch with panties hose on..tied my wrists and ankles to the couch legs..blindfolded me...then made me suck the cock of one of our friends...to this day she still won't tell me which one and just laughs when i bring it up.

 

[sluttyjulia]

Teased n fucked three guys at the gym in my apartment building.

 

[letshavephonefun]

friends mom

My friend's mom was one of those women that didn't wear a bra or panties. I'm not sure how it started but I massaged her feet often. I could see her pussy up her shorts and I jacked off and cummed on her feet many times and rubbed it in. I even cummed on her pussy once when she was wearing a skirt

 

[momdebbie]

played with three ladies and her kids. Is that wild enough?

 

[ImaginaryLover62]

A girlfriend and I were drinking beer at a TGI Fridays one Saturday afternoon playing trivia. It was time to 'pay the rent' so we both I got up to visit the restroom. She had to go also, and got up at the same time. We walked to the facilities, and noticed there was a Unisex room besides Men and Women, so, looking at each other, we both slipped into it. We peed together, her sitting down first and me kneeling in front of her, her holding my cock ... We got a little on each other ... Afterwards, I stepped out of my loose fitting athletic shorts and we walked over to the vanity to wash our hands ... By now I had a raging hard-on, and she knelt down on her knees and started giving me a blow-job in front of the mirror ... After sucking me for 3 or 4 minutes, our waitress opened the bathroom door and saw us! In our hurry we had forgotten to lock the door ... The waitress just backed out and closed the door. My girlfriend kept sucking me, and I came in her mouth ... We went back to our seats at the bar and had another beer. Our waitress continued to serve us, like nothing had happened. She did make a passing joke about fuck-buddies, however ...

 

[suckonsimon]

… Our waitress continued to serve us, like nothing had happened. She did make a passing joke about fuck-buddies, however ...

I trust you gave the waitress a sizeable tip! - or whatever it's called Stateside.