What is the most unhinged opener you’ve received/sent?

[MuseOfMidnight]

Mine was “Sexy whores like you deserve to be tied up with a train of Nigerian men fucking the shit out of you. It’s what we do to white women like you.”

And yeah that’s sounds hot as fuck, I kinda like to know a littttle bit about you (not a lot baby, just a little bit) before you send that^ .

 

[pinkparkhorse]

One guy opened by asking me if I was molested as a child.

 

[MuseOfMidnight]

One guy opened by asking me if I was molested as a child.

Brooooo

 

[geekyKT90]

Oh god there have been so many that make me think "If that's what you're prepared to say to a stranger in the hopes of impressing them I wonder what you say to women in real life"

 

[MuseOfMidnight]

Oh god there have been so many that make me think "If that's what you're prepared to say to a stranger in the hopes of impressing them I wonder what you say to women in real life"

That part!!!!!! I responded with sarcasm for a few minutes then got bored.

 

[live4thebj]

I was online dating and fucking so many woman. One day I am to have this first phone call with this woman whom is lawyer. No lie the very first thing that came out of her mouth when I called is, “I want to be married in a year.” I replied good luck with that and hung up.

Recently thought back on that phone call and wonder if she intentionally said that to get rid of me. If she did, it worked!

 

[Sir_Timo_Volodok]

I can't claim this one, it happened to a female friend, but it's worth sharing. Tinder match and the conversation went like this:

Him: Do you like pop-tarts?
Her: I guess so?
Him: I'm gonna bend you over the toaster while they cook.

She blocked him, lol, I told her she should have first responded with, "I only fuck men who can afford toaster strudels."