Don't be daft
If you didn't 'want' to form relationships with adults you wouldn't be here.
What about mates? I'm assuming one or two people find you barely tolerable.
Relatives perhaps?
Pet platypus?
A few points:
1. It's not that I don't want it, it's just that I think it would end poorly.
2. I didn't join here for those kinds of relationships.
3. Relatives? Not all Americans are into our family! That's just Tennessee.