What Is The Most Outragous Thing You Have Ever Done Sexually?
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daytonflyer
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My ex and I had sex next to a brook on a towel in a forest preserve about a block from the highway. It was great
the usual fooling around while at the movies, in a car both parked and driving, various public places. many moons ago when younger and full of raging hormones, then current gf & I didn't have any place to do it, so we got busy on the kitchen floor while mom was upstairs and sister and her bf (probably doing same) were downstairs so the potential of getting caught at an all time very high from being so young no one thought it was sex time yet for us.
later on my mom caught me in the act and I had to 'pull out' in front of her. dad caught me jerking off while online once.
in the past I've screwed everything in the house from couches to a jar of peanut butter, smooth not crunchy lol
later on my mom caught me in the act and I had to 'pull out' in front of her. dad caught me jerking off while online once.
in the past I've screwed everything in the house from couches to a jar of peanut butter, smooth not crunchy lol
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Pretty Mundane I Presume
Well -- in a restaurant -- back booth -- fingered my evening's partner thoroughly while we ordered, dined and supped. Full view of the restaurant in front of us. Waiter was very attentive. She came twice. Then we made it to the Men's Room -- small establishment -- lock on door -- did it one time on the counter next to the sink with her sitting. Just before dessert. Really nice.
Still love that restaurant.
Well -- in a restaurant -- back booth -- fingered my evening's partner thoroughly while we ordered, dined and supped. Full view of the restaurant in front of us. Waiter was very attentive. She came twice. Then we made it to the Men's Room -- small establishment -- lock on door -- did it one time on the counter next to the sink with her sitting. Just before dessert. Really nice.
Still love that restaurant.
lost my virginity in a park in the back of a car, which isn't anything special, however, a cop showed up just as we had finished and knocked on our window looking for open alcohol, she was in a thong at that point and i had just pulled up my boxers, never forget that. (oh and she was 19 while i was 15!)
Watch out for the 'skeeters...
On a hot summer night, 80+, humid, air conditioning quit, no moon...we decided it was time for some outdoor action. Took a blanket out into the warm, dark night and things went wondefully - until the attack of the swarming mosquitoes! We went from moaning and pumping to swatting and jumping...and had to finish things inside after applying LOTS of cortisone cream. Always use OFF before you try to get off!
On a hot summer night, 80+, humid, air conditioning quit, no moon...we decided it was time for some outdoor action. Took a blanket out into the warm, dark night and things went wondefully - until the attack of the swarming mosquitoes! We went from moaning and pumping to swatting and jumping...and had to finish things inside after applying LOTS of cortisone cream. Always use OFF before you try to get off!
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Had sex with a former girlfriend in a dressing room of a Lane Bryant store on a crowded Saturday afternoon. The dressing rooms were kind of set off in their own wing, and you had to walk into an alcove to get to the doors. Since the doors didn't face the rest of the store, it was easy to sneak in there once the coast was clear, and no one on the floor was able to see under the door to detect more than one pair of shoes.
She bought the bra and panties that she was trying on after I helped her out of them. MAJOR risk of getting caught, but we were in our early twenties and didn't care. Did what we could without seeming too suspicious, then went back to her dorm room and continued later that night.
Yeah, it was a good day.
Had sex with a former girlfriend in a dressing room of a Lane Bryant store on a crowded Saturday afternoon. The dressing rooms were kind of set off in their own wing, and you had to walk into an alcove to get to the doors. Since the doors didn't face the rest of the store, it was easy to sneak in there once the coast was clear, and no one on the floor was able to see under the door to detect more than one pair of shoes.
She bought the bra and panties that she was trying on after I helped her out of them. MAJOR risk of getting caught, but we were in our early twenties and didn't care. Did what we could without seeming too suspicious, then went back to her dorm room and continued later that night.
Yeah, it was a good day.
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At least you know that he was not gay, but he might be bi. Which only means that he would have twice the opportunity to get laid.sassikay said:I nailed my hair dresser in the back of the salon. and i state for the record not all male hair dressers are gay.
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my first time
My first time and wackyest place was in the bathroom where i worked and with my 31 year old assistant manager. It was great.
My first time and wackyest place was in the bathroom where i worked and with my 31 year old assistant manager. It was great.
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Dancing fun
The craziest time was at this dance club. My girlfriend was dancing in very sexual overtones, rubbing her ass against me and stuff. It was one of those places with unisex bathrooms so we just went into a stall and did it....twice. One in front and one from behind. When we got home an hour later we did it again too. That was a pretty good day. We still go back there. She loves seducing me like that...
The craziest time was at this dance club. My girlfriend was dancing in very sexual overtones, rubbing her ass against me and stuff. It was one of those places with unisex bathrooms so we just went into a stall and did it....twice. One in front and one from behind. When we got home an hour later we did it again too. That was a pretty good day. We still go back there. She loves seducing me like that...
Pantie raid!
Well, i don't know if it was my wildest, but my first time was pretty outragous! Back in college i got dared to go on a pantie raid of the girls locker room. I went to the gym late in the evening to steal a pair, when i though the locker room would be empty enough. I was rumaging through the one locker when this really sex girl came in and caught me in the act. I thought i was in troube but she thought the whole thing was kind of sexy! Next thing you know where fucking all over the place! On the sink, in the showers, on the floor... it was mind-blowing! And the best thing is... i got to keep her panties!
Well, i don't know if it was my wildest, but my first time was pretty outragous! Back in college i got dared to go on a pantie raid of the girls locker room. I went to the gym late in the evening to steal a pair, when i though the locker room would be empty enough. I was rumaging through the one locker when this really sex girl came in and caught me in the act. I thought i was in troube but she thought the whole thing was kind of sexy! Next thing you know where fucking all over the place! On the sink, in the showers, on the floor... it was mind-blowing! And the best thing is... i got to keep her panties!
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Craziest time had to be with me and my girlfriend doin it at night at one of those lil road side picnic areas with like two tables at it and just right there by the road. Got into the cab of my truck and just went at it having cars fly by shining there lights on us as they past by. Acctually got us a couple of honks.
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Let me see. Just one?
How bout a couple...
Moving to my first job out of college. Parents in a car right behind me and sometimes passing my U-haul. My ex gave me wonderful head right there. Those trucks have allot of room on the floor. We did button up for the semis to pass tho. It actually made it last longer.. Yeah!!
Ex (and another woman first...) were walking in this park and decided we were horney as hell. It was a boardwalk park on a marsh/bog.. not really any bugs tho.. We were walking along and found an offshoot boardwalk and followed it out to guess what.... The "Beaver Pond". Lets say here beaver was pretty wet that day, but not exactly a pond. I ate her as she sat on a bench.. on my coat so no slivers in her ass.. I then got up on my knees and did her doggie over the bench and with her sitting on the edge. I came so hard when we were face to face getting off on the danger.
I have a few more adventures.. Never really realized....
How bout a couple...
Moving to my first job out of college. Parents in a car right behind me and sometimes passing my U-haul. My ex gave me wonderful head right there. Those trucks have allot of room on the floor. We did button up for the semis to pass tho. It actually made it last longer.. Yeah!!
Ex (and another woman first...) were walking in this park and decided we were horney as hell. It was a boardwalk park on a marsh/bog.. not really any bugs tho.. We were walking along and found an offshoot boardwalk and followed it out to guess what.... The "Beaver Pond". Lets say here beaver was pretty wet that day, but not exactly a pond. I ate her as she sat on a bench.. on my coat so no slivers in her ass.. I then got up on my knees and did her doggie over the bench and with her sitting on the edge. I came so hard when we were face to face getting off on the danger.
I have a few more adventures..
Never really realized....
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Holy Blow Job
In a monastery at the top of a mountain in the south of France...
My (now) wife and I were touring the grounds and found ourselves in a secluded grove overlooking the coast at sunset. We started making out and before long I had my hand down her pants and her coming on the end of my finger. Afterwards, she sucked me off - on her knees in the leaves of course.
By the time we were fnished the Monastery was closed. There was an old woman at the gate waiting to let us out. I don't know if she knew what we had been doing, or guessed, or was just mad because she had to wait to let us out, but she was screaming at us (do monks curse?) the whole time we walked out and got into our car.
I don't understand much French, but even if I did it wouldn't have bothered me, because I was on cloud nine the whole time.
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In a monastery at the top of a mountain in the south of France...
My (now) wife and I were touring the grounds and found ourselves in a secluded grove overlooking the coast at sunset. We started making out and before long I had my hand down her pants and her coming on the end of my finger. Afterwards, she sucked me off - on her knees in the leaves of course.
By the time we were fnished the Monastery was closed. There was an old woman at the gate waiting to let us out. I don't know if she knew what we had been doing, or guessed, or was just mad because she had to wait to let us out, but she was screaming at us (do monks curse?) the whole time we walked out and got into our car.
I don't understand much French, but even if I did it wouldn't have bothered me, because I was on cloud nine the whole time.
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Fucking a woman while her husband watched
Fucking a woman I just met who was in her 70s. I was early 30s.
Taking my cock out in a crowded theatre and letting woman I was with stroke it all movie long. I covered lap with coat.
Masturbating for a man who I did not know who was watching from a maintenace secret passage in a motel.
Also in my 20s I had an incest fantasy about my Mom. On the last day of a visit to my parents house (they lived 8 hours away) I was taking a shower in the master bathroom as my mom was laying awake in bed in master bedroom. My dad had left for work. There was an incomplete wall between the two rooms that ran only 3/4 the way up. There was a skylight in the bathroom. When it was dark out like that early morning it acted just like a mirror. I knew she coud see that skylight from bed. So I masturbated my self in the shower out of her sight and then got out of the shower naked with big hardon right in front of sink to finish getting ready. It gave her clear view of me and it. I would turn sideways to give her a profile view. She was talking to me after I got out of the shower so I knew she could see my naked image in that skylight. I know I am such a perv.,lol
Fucking a woman I just met who was in her 70s. I was early 30s.
Taking my cock out in a crowded theatre and letting woman I was with stroke it all movie long. I covered lap with coat.
Masturbating for a man who I did not know who was watching from a maintenace secret passage in a motel.
Also in my 20s I had an incest fantasy about my Mom. On the last day of a visit to my parents house (they lived 8 hours away) I was taking a shower in the master bathroom as my mom was laying awake in bed in master bedroom. My dad had left for work. There was an incomplete wall between the two rooms that ran only 3/4 the way up. There was a skylight in the bathroom. When it was dark out like that early morning it acted just like a mirror. I knew she coud see that skylight from bed. So I masturbated my self in the shower out of her sight and then got out of the shower naked with big hardon right in front of sink to finish getting ready. It gave her clear view of me and it. I would turn sideways to give her a profile view. She was talking to me after I got out of the shower so I knew she could see my naked image in that skylight. I know I am such a perv.,lol
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outrageous times
sucking on my girlfriends feet while she jerked me off into her face was probably the craziest thing i've done.......or perhaps putting on stockings while a man sucked my cock
sucking on my girlfriends feet while she jerked me off into her face was probably the craziest thing i've done.......or perhaps putting on stockings while a man sucked my cock
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