What is the funniest or most profound thing you have seen written on a bathroom wall?

[PaganZepher]

Over the years I have seen some crude, yet funny things written on public bathroom walls. Do you remember any that struck you as funny or profound?

While in college this was spotted on one of the bathroom stall walls.

"Please flush twice! It is over 200 yards to the cafeteria steam table."

 

[Starblayde]

Dont look down, the joke's in your hand

 

[ExLimey]

On one of those air hand dryers, the instructions read:

1. Push button
2. Rub hands together under nozzle
3. Shuts off automatically

someone scratched

4. Wipe hands on pants

It's a big joke now whenever we see one in a bathroom to just say "Four. Wipe hands on pants"

I've also seen a variation on the cafeteria one, it read:

Flush twice. It's a long way to Del Taco

 

[PaganZepher]

Not to disparage any part of the country, but I enjoyed this one too.

"Here I sit, cheeks a flexin' ..........giving birth to another Texan"

 

[Starfish]

I will be going around writing.....

"Your poo and pee is important to ecology. Crap happy."

If you see this, it was me.

 

[Starblayde]

I'll keep my eyes peeled, StarFish....

funny though.... i never have a pen on me when i'm in there

 

[PaganZepher]

This was posted above a urinal by the management in a pretty wooden frame.

"Guys with short bats please stand closer to home plate."

 

[riff]

1. "Uncivilized heathen! Quit wiping your boogers on the wall!"

2. Above toilet paper roll "Diplomas. Take one."

 

[Guest]

Here I sit, brokenhearted

Paid a nickle, and only farted

 

[Allexus_TN]

Written in black magic marker, in the midst of a million other writings was this:

Please do NOT write on the walls!!
Thank you,
Mgmnt.

Seemed a mute point.

 

[PaganZepher]

I've seen the one above many times, usually followed by

"I'm a poet and didn't know it".

 

[Ishmael]

In a Georgetown night club after the mens room had 'stopped up' and eveyone had to ues the womens room in shifts:

"If you're so damned liberated why don't you make HIM sleep in the wet spot."

Ishmael

 

[freakygirl]

In third grade I wrote..

"Sue the bastards" on the bathroom wall at school

had no idea what it meant but my parents had a little statue of a judge with this written on it..

*shrugs* the things we do when we are young

 

[MissVictoria]

I've always enjoyed writing in bathrooms while taking trips on buses. You see all sorts of destinations written over the wall, and I always enjoy seeing where everyone has been going. So many excited people.

 

[RobDownSouth]

In a bus station:

"It does no good to straddle the seat,
The crabs in here can jump 10 feet!"

and underneath
"they also pole vault"

and finally
"and hang glide"

Throb "Who spent the rest of the day scratching" DownSouth

 

[alexandraaah]

Not too profound, but it's on the wall of the cheapest, dirtiest bar in all of Chicago. Great place, it's called "Twoman's Alcohol Abuse Center."

You've heard it, you know it by heart:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

Changed me life, I tells ya. I was eleven then...

 

[Ice Cold]

The one I most remember as a kid...

"They paint these wall to hide my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again!!"

 

[Hamletmaschine]

"To be is to do. ~Sartre"

"To do is to be. ~Camus"

"Do be do be do. ~Sinatra"

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

To pee, or not to pee
That is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the bowels of men
To suffer the shits and asses of outrageous gasses.

 

[PaganZepher]

"All that expensive French food ended up the same place those hot dogs did."

 

[fgarvb1]

i liked

"Shit Happens...I Hope"

 

[Sillyman]

Let's see.

I've haven't seen anything particularly witty, but I have seen some actually gorgeous drawings of female nudes. I'm not talking dirty stick figures here either. These people had talent at least.

And in some chinese restuarants there are dirty words in the bathroom in Chinese.

 

[DevilBoy79]

it would have to be, when i went into the one bathroom on campus during a quick break from class, on the back of the stall door was a sketch of a guy bent over, hairy ass showing and another with a penis about to go inside, the others butt, needless to say i avoided that bathroom for the rest ofthe semester

 

[Desdemona]

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less poop you have to eat.

 

[Sillyman]

There was a long running feud between the English and Philosophy departments of a local college. In one of the bathrooms some brilliant English Major wrote "Philosophers Phuck Phrogs".