What if...

[barefootgirl69]

Okay, I haven't seen anything like this on Lit (or maybe I'm just too lazy to look) but my cousin sent something to me and it made me laugh! I thought it would make a great new thread!!

All you have to do is take the artist and a song lyric, with a slight twist.

It's simple... so simple... and it will be fun to see where people take this.
Here's a few samples:

What if Elton John never said goodbye to the Yellow Brick Road?

What if The Beatles (and the rest of us) never lived in a Yellow Submarine?


I want to see creative minds! Ready? I'll start:

What if Whitney Houston didn't always love you?

What if the solar system is an atom?

edit: just realized this seems to be all about music, but I can't be bothered to go to the first post to see for sure

There.... cause it bothers me when people can't be bothered! LMAO!!!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What if....I heard it through the grapevine that she's leaving on a midnight train to Georgia...should I not be too proud to beg and try a little tenderness with my girl?

 

[Trekka]

What if....I heard it through the grapevine that she's leaving on a midnight train to Georgia...should I not be too proud to beg and try a little tenderness with my girl?

Mmhmm and how about trying a little ... firmness?

 

[catherinewheel77]

What if Babs wasn't country when country wasn't cool?

 

[Trekka]

What if Sublime practiced Santeria? And had a crystal ball? What then?!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What if every time Steven Tyler looked in the mirror he looked more and more like Keith Richards?

 

[Hornblende]

What if little Suzie didn't want to wake up?

 

[catherinewheel77]

What if we don't do it doggie style? Can we both still watch X-Files?

 

[Hedonist99]

Pink Floyd didn't see us on the dark side of the moon?

 

[hairball18]

What if Richie Valens did not have a girl named Donna?

 

[Leigh81]

What if AC/DC took the Highway To Heaven??

L

 

[PapaRomantic]

What if the lion was actually awake tonight?

 

[Hornblende]

What if Barry Mann already knew who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? And maybe already knew who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Tracy Chapman didn't have a fast car?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if Prince had a little white Volkswagen?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What if we don't do it doggie style? Can we both still watch X-Files?

What if the Bloodhound Gang wanted to beat around the bush?

 

[Trekka]

What if you're ugly when I'm drunk?

 

[someoneskitten]

What if Bon Jovi did want to make a memory?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What if it didn't give proof through the night that our flag was still there?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What if I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you?

 

[beachbaby179]

What if tequila really DOES make your clothes fall off?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if I'm not bootylicious, but but lacking a booty?

 

[ksmith475]

what if the earth were flat?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What if Queen sang We Are The Losers?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Paper Lace was wrong, Chicago didn't die at night?

Mike Royko had a great column about all the inaccuracies in that song.

Anyhoo....what if Lenny Kravitz didn't really want to get away?