What if...

What if Puff wasn't magic? And lived in the polluted Anacostia River?
 
What if we bought some Canadian cake, and drove our Ford to the lake, since the lake was full?
 
What if she blinded him with Calculus and Dynamical Systems in Biology?
 
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What if the Devil Went up To Indiana?

What if we had dueling saxiphones?

What if we were on a train bound for somewhere?

What if we tossed a Buick off the Chatahoocie RR trestle?

What if everbody know'd da trouble I saw?

What if I was cryin in the train?
 
What if the Spin Doctors had a pocket full of money?
 
What if the Allman Brothers were really Buddhist and just wanted to stay home.
 
What if Wreckx-N-Effect thought about those who don't have a rump to shake?
 
What if Jojo stayed in Tucson, Arizona? And Sweet Loretta Martin knew all along that she was a man?
 
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What if Paul Simon decided to stay after deciding on the 50 ways to leave his lover?
 
What if the bus that Paul McCartney made in seconds flat didn't allow him to have a smoke?
 
What if she didn't have Bette Davis' eyes, but had Lou Ferigno thighs?
 
What if time didn't keep slippin into the future? How would Steve Miller handle daylight savings time?
 
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